Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

Comments

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[likethegun]

"Uh, I'm Sam Winchester," he said. "I'm 16, I've had a few years of informal fighting training, my favorite color is blue, and the only thing I'm allergic to is reality television."

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool gasped in horror.

"How do you live?!"

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[likethegun]

"I read a lot. And I watch cooking shows instead?" Sam said uncertainly.

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...still. No amount of Rachel Ray can save your poor mind."