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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

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Which was an acceptable answer, really.

"Just none of that goose stepping crap."

Peter rolled his eyes. "Please. Do I look like Paris Hilton?"

Deadpool frowned, hands on his hips. "...well you never know. You could have had very good plastic surgery!"

"If I'd had good plastic surgery I definitely wouldn't be her," Peter pointed out.

"Okay, so you win this argument." Damn logic. "Just make sure to keep your neck in the pictures or Janice Dickenson will show up in the night to belittle you in your sleep."

"I have that nightmare almost every day," Peter said. "So how you liking Paulina so far?"

"She has a certain something that makes me miss Twiggy a lot," Deadpool admitted sadly.

"I hate to admit I found Twiggy bland," Peter said. "I know she's a legend and all but she was no Janice. Then again, who is?"

"Some sort of Janice clone?"

"Do you think she has enough natural DNA left to make that happen?" Peter asked, honestly curious.

"...you're right. Maybe a Skrull then. They love impersonating people."

"I'd pay money to watch that fight," Peter said. Not that he knew what Skrulls were, but Skrull vs. Dickenson sounded awesome.

Deadpool grinned and nodded. "Janice would smother them in plastic boobs."

"And destroy their self-esteem in the process," Peter added.

Deadpool sniffled. "Those poor aliens never stood a chance."

"This could totally be an action movie," Peter said.

"Models vs The Space Aliens." Deadpool pondered that for a moment. "Sounds like some softcore HBO stuff."

"As long as it was done artistically," Peter replied.

"Yes, we love our plots with a side of porn."

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