Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

Comments

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"It's kind of hard to prepare a person for something like this," she said. "I think it's one of those things you have to experience yourself, like skydiving or sex."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

"I don't know about skydiving, but I thought reading about sex helped before actually doing it," Sam said, blushing a little.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Oh..." Lois was about to say something snarky but contained herself. She didn't want to make him die of embarrassment. "Can't say I read up on sex before I did it. Pretty much just winged it. I think I did pretty well for myself."

Okay, maybe she did want to embarrass him a little.