Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/12]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were new students today. New students to teach and quite possibly be scarred for life by with their horrible and tragic pasts and or magical powers that made little to no sense when you really though hard about it.

...

Okay, so maybe he was thinking about some of his own past there.

"Damn continuity errors." Deadpool shook his head, grinning at the class. "Gooood morning new and oldbies! Welcome to the best darn fighting class you'll ever be in."

A beat.

"Ever. Today I'd like to start out with just the normal getting to know you junk. Names, ages, hopes and dreams, potentially fatal food allergies, fighting experience, favorite colors... all that fun stuff!"

Comments

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'm Lois Lane, I'm sixteen, no allergies that I know of and my favorite color is red. My dad's a General and I grew up on military bases so I've got plenty of fighting experience from that," she said. She just took the class so she could punch people. "And, uh, I'm going to have to get back to you on the hopes and dreams thing."

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Well red automatically earned her points.

"Yay for army brats!"

And the army thing.

"An alliterative names!"

That too.

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois looked fantastic in red. It was always nice to meet somebody who could rock it just as well as she could.

"You've got an alliterative name?" Lois asked. "Or are you just a fan of somebody that has one?"

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I have an alliterative name," Deadpool told her. "But since you're a student, you can just call me Deadpool."

A beat.

"Even though you are just cute as a button."

Re: Tell Us About Yourself!

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, sir," Lois said, smiling sweetly.