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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-03-19 11:54 pm
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Ethics [Thursday, March 20}

Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets.

Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Shh.

"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "Meet your little projects for the next week. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for a week, believe me, I'll know."

He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "Some of your babies are a little fussier than others."

He was a petty, petty man.
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Sign in [March 20]

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
With your "holy crap, I'm a parent?" icon.
sith_happened: (Anakin: all that I am)

Freak out preemptively!

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Mwahahaha.
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

Jo & Teyla

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little girl!
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Karal & Adah

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little girl!
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

Anemone & Adam

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little boy!
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

Reno & Andrew

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little boy!
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

Amber & Eve

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little girl!
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Mel & Romeo

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little boy!
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Lana & Harry

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your twin girls!

Anakin was a little evil, yes.
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

Rikku & Jenny

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your little boy!
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Hoshi & Summer

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Come pick up your crying son!
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Savannah

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Single mom, come pick up your little boy!
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Wyatt

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Single dad, come pick up your screaming daughter!
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Evey

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Single mom, come pick up your twin son and daughter!

Anakin thought he was funny. He was so very wrong.
sith_happened: (Anakin: I am entirely without humor)

Talk to Anakin

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tears will not affect him.
sith_happened: (OOC: Sith happens!)

OOC

[personal profile] sith_happened 2008-03-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
The assignment is totally handwavable. If you're looking for specifics to play with: the babies are programmed to cry for at least fifteen minutes a day, and to wake up at 2:30 in the morning. They are also tamper-proof and will beep Very, Very Loudly if you try.
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