Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Comments

Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Collapse that thread, yeah.

Re: Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River Tam

During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Talk, pass notes, plot the death of your clearly insane TA.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel was starting to feel more at ease in public, but he still sat in the back of the class and tried to be inconspicuous.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori was contemplating whether or not she should actually plot Seely's death, but then decided against it. Seely was insane, but he was a cool guy nonetheless.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

...This is two classes in a row that have talked about girlkissy. Hermione senses a theme. But today she's just going to facepalm.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is taking notes on bondage and girlkissy.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[narglette.livejournal.com]

Luna could not imagine a world in which someone would find Bellatrix Lestrange 'hot', but she fit the violent part of the profile.

Perhaps this 'Seely' person was a bit mad...

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[multiplez]

"Guys, for the record, that's totally not what the handout says. Don't believe this one," Z announced.

Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Bitter Woman lounged on the chaise lounge that had appeared along with her.

It was up to the class to try and defeat her. With girlkissy!

Or not.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River tried staring at the woman, possibly adding that look which made people sometimes refer to her as crazy.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[demonbelthazor]

Girlkissy was not part of Bel's arsenal (much as he liked the concept). Maybe a good old fashioned fireball would do. He eyed the woman, feeling a slight chill that may have been attributed to the fact that in another canon, she was a transexual and he tried to sleep with her.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel walked up to Bitter woman and gave her a come hither look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori hoped that this could be taken care of through talking and not fighting. She was used to getting through problems using logic, not force.

Tori noted the fact that Bitter Woman did look a little like Seely, when he was a girl. Huh, imagine that!

[OOC: Will have to be SP, because I'm headed home around 2:30/3:00 PM EST for Spring Break, whee!]

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

Hermione's not kissing anyone for class. She'll just have to use other methods.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[proudsidekick.livejournal.com]

Layla was not so much about the girlkissy, and gave Bitterwoman a weary look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke wasn't quite equipped for girlkissy. He gave the woman a polite smile. "Hi."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi stood off to the side. Looking innocent and vulnerable.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[narglette.livejournal.com]

Luna would not be kissing the strange woman.

Maybe dementors would, but that was not Luna's way of doing things, so she tilted her head and watched to see what would happen.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter walked up to Bitter Woman and said, simply, "My girlfriend's cuter than you."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[multiplez]

"Isn't that get-up uncomfortable?" Z asked Bitter Woman.

Talk to the TAs - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

After they've pinged in.

Re: Talk to the TAs [Seely] - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely leant back in his chair reading nun porn a magazine. It was entirely possible that years of reading hard-boiled pulp novels and watching noir films meant he did actually know what a femme fatale was but being a teenage boy once more, had merely decided to do a class on Bitter Woman instead.

Again, not the kind of guy who should be left to his own devices.

Re: Talk to the TAs [Z] - V&V [Week 8]

[multiplez]

Z also leaned back in her chair, occasionally shooting dirty looks at Seely for his editorializing of the lecture.

OOC - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Yay for girlkissy?

Re: OOC - V&V [Week 8]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Normally yes ;) Thank you for giving me closure on who you were using for your girl!Seely icons. That was driving me nuts.