ext_141416 ([identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-03-09 11:20 pm

Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Re: Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] smartestone - 2007-03-09 15:13 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] multiplez - 2007-03-12 01:39 (UTC) - Expand
demonbelthazor: (Crossed arms)

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2007-03-09 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel was starting to feel more at ease in public, but he still sat in the back of the class and tried to be inconspicuous.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Tori was contemplating whether or not she should actually plot Seely's death, but then decided against it. Seely was insane, but he was a cool guy nonetheless.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-03-09 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...This is two classes in a row that have talked about girlkissy. Hermione senses a theme. But today she's just going to facepalm.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi is taking notes on bondage and girlkissy.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] narglette.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Luna could not imagine a world in which someone would find Bellatrix Lestrange 'hot', but she fit the violent part of the profile.

Perhaps this 'Seely' person was a bit mad...
multiplez: (Don't make me kick your butt)

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-03-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Guys, for the record, that's totally not what the handout says. Don't believe this one," Z announced.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
River tried staring at the woman, possibly adding that look which made people sometimes refer to her as crazy.
demonbelthazor: (Bel is looking to his left)

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2007-03-09 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Girlkissy was not part of Bel's arsenal (much as he liked the concept). Maybe a good old fashioned fireball would do. He eyed the woman, feeling a slight chill that may have been attributed to the fact that in another canon, she was a transexual and he tried to sleep with her.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel walked up to Bitter woman and gave her a come hither look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Tori hoped that this could be taken care of through talking and not fighting. She was used to getting through problems using logic, not force.

Tori noted the fact that Bitter Woman did look a little like Seely, when he was a girl. Huh, imagine that!

[OOC: Will have to be SP, because I'm headed home around 2:30/3:00 PM EST for Spring Break, whee!]

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-03-09 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hermione's not kissing anyone for class. She'll just have to use other methods.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] proudsidekick.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Layla was not so much about the girlkissy, and gave Bitterwoman a weary look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke wasn't quite equipped for girlkissy. He gave the woman a polite smile. "Hi."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi stood off to the side. Looking innocent and vulnerable.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] narglette.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Luna would not be kissing the strange woman.

Maybe dementors would, but that was not Luna's way of doing things, so she tilted her head and watched to see what would happen.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com 2007-03-10 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Peter walked up to Bitter Woman and said, simply, "My girlfriend's cuter than you."
multiplez: (doubtful Z)

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-03-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Isn't that get-up uncomfortable?" Z asked Bitter Woman.
multiplez: (Default)

Re: Talk to the TAs [Z] - V&V [Week 8]

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-03-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Z also leaned back in her chair, occasionally shooting dirty looks at Seely for his editorializing of the lecture.

Re: OOC - V&V [Week 8]

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally yes ;) Thank you for giving me closure on who you were using for your girl!Seely icons. That was driving me nuts.

Re: OOC - V&V [Week 8]

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