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Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and ~~hopefully~~ possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman ~~who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really~~.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD ~~coming~~ up!]

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Talk, pass notes, plot the death of your clearly insane TA.

Bitter Woman lounged on the chaise lounge that had appeared along with her.

It was up to the class to try and defeat her. With girlkissy!

Or not.

After they've pinged in.

Yay for girlkissy?

Seely leant back in his chair reading ~~nun porn~~ a magazine. It was entirely possible that years of reading hard-boiled pulp novels and watching noir films meant he did actually know what a femme fatale was but being a teenage boy once more, had merely decided to do a class on Bitter Woman instead.

Again, not the kind of guy who should be left to his own devices.

River Tam

River tried staring at the woman, possibly adding that look which made people sometimes refer to her as crazy.

This was Bitterwoman, no amount of crazy staring was going to defeat her!

"Hello darlink," she purred in a bizarre European accent. "Vat's your name?"

"River Tam. What's your name?"

River continued the staring, just for effect.

Belthazor

"They call me Bittervoman," she replied, stretching like a cat. "River, that's a very pretty name."

Girlkissy was not part of Bel's arsenal (much as he liked the concept). Maybe a good old fashioned fireball would do. He eyed the woman, feeling a slight chill that may have been attributed to the fact that in another canon, she was a transexual and he tried to sleep with her.

Bel was starting to feel more at ease in public, but he still sat in the back of the class and tried to be inconspicuous.

"Thank you," River said and tried to take a seat next to the woman on the chaise longue. "I can kill you with my brain." Yeah, she had to come up with a better line soon. That one was getting old.

Bitterwoman shifted to make room for River. That this left River with a very good view of her cleavage was completely intentional. "How interestink. I can keel people vith my Vhip of Justice."

Kaylee Frye

"Vhy hello, young man," Bitterwoman said, sizing Bel up. "And who might you be."

"Oh," River said. "People are scared of you too?"

"Belthazor," Bel said. "And you are. . . ?"

"Ja," Bitterwoman replied. She made a whip-cracking motion. "And if they are not, I make them scared."

Shawn Farrell

"Bittervoman," she replied, and gestured next to her on the chaise lounge. "Come, sit down, and ve vill talk."

Tori Hanson

Bel sat down and made himself comfortable. "So how come you're so bitter?" he said.

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Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

Talk to the TAs - V&V [Week 8]

OOC - V&V [Week 8]

Re: Talk to the TAs [Seely] - V&V [Week 8]

Re: Sign In - V&V [Week 8]

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