Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Comments

During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Talk, pass notes, plot the death of your clearly insane TA.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel was starting to feel more at ease in public, but he still sat in the back of the class and tried to be inconspicuous.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori was contemplating whether or not she should actually plot Seely's death, but then decided against it. Seely was insane, but he was a cool guy nonetheless.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

...This is two classes in a row that have talked about girlkissy. Hermione senses a theme. But today she's just going to facepalm.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is taking notes on bondage and girlkissy.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[narglette.livejournal.com]

Luna could not imagine a world in which someone would find Bellatrix Lestrange 'hot', but she fit the violent part of the profile.

Perhaps this 'Seely' person was a bit mad...

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

[multiplez]

"Guys, for the record, that's totally not what the handout says. Don't believe this one," Z announced.