Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

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Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Comments

Talk to the TAs - V&V [Week 8]

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After they've pinged in.

Re: Talk to the TAs [Seely] - V&V [Week 8]

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Seely leant back in his chair reading nun porn a magazine. It was entirely possible that years of reading hard-boiled pulp novels and watching noir films meant he did actually know what a femme fatale was but being a teenage boy once more, had merely decided to do a class on Bitter Woman instead.

Again, not the kind of guy who should be left to his own devices.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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Mel gave Seely a look like he was crazy. "Okay. You're seriously going to grade us on whether or not we make out with whats-her-face. Seriously?"

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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Seely lowered the magazine. "No, it'll just make me really happy."

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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"Then what do I get out of it?" Mel said rolling her eyes.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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"Girlkissy is fun for all involved?"

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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"Will I get an A for the class?" Mel asked.

Re: During the Lecture - V&V [Week 8]

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"Yes, yes you will."

Re: Talk to the TAs [Z] - V&V [Week 8]

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Z also leaned back in her chair, occasionally shooting dirty looks at Seely for his editorializing of the lecture.