Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Bitter Woman lounged on the chaise lounge that had appeared along with her.

It was up to the class to try and defeat her. With girlkissy!

Or not.

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[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River tried staring at the woman, possibly adding that look which made people sometimes refer to her as crazy.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

This was Bitterwoman, no amount of crazy staring was going to defeat her!

"Hello darlink," she purred in a bizarre European accent. "Vat's your name?"

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"River Tam. What's your name?"

River continued the staring, just for effect.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"They call me Bittervoman," she replied, stretching like a cat. "River, that's a very pretty name."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[demonbelthazor]

Girlkissy was not part of Bel's arsenal (much as he liked the concept). Maybe a good old fashioned fireball would do. He eyed the woman, feeling a slight chill that may have been attributed to the fact that in another canon, she was a transexual and he tried to sleep with her.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Vhy hello, young man," Bitterwoman said, sizing Bel up. "And who might you be."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[demonbelthazor]

"Belthazor," Bel said. "And you are. . . ?"

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel walked up to Bitter woman and gave her a come hither look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Vell, hello, pretty pretty," Bitterwoman said, eyeing Mel.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Not so bad yourself," Mel said hooking her thumbs into her belt loops and adjusting her stance.

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[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori hoped that this could be taken care of through talking and not fighting. She was used to getting through problems using logic, not force.

Tori noted the fact that Bitter Woman did look a little like Seely, when he was a girl. Huh, imagine that!

[OOC: Will have to be SP, because I'm headed home around 2:30/3:00 PM EST for Spring Break, whee!]

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Come," Bitterwoman said, beckoning at Tori. "Sit."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

"Thanks." Tori gave her a small smile and decided to take a seat.

[OOC: Am now home! YAY!]

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

Hermione's not kissing anyone for class. She'll just have to use other methods.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Why yes, Bitterwoman was fluttering her eyelashes at Hermione.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

And that's another facepalm. "Stop that," Hermione tells her.

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[proudsidekick.livejournal.com]

Layla was not so much about the girlkissy, and gave Bitterwoman a weary look.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"You seem tired," Bitterwoman said. "Come, rest your veary head on my lap and tell me your troubles."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[proudsidekick.livejournal.com]

"Um. I think I'll keep my head over here, if that's all right," Layla replied nervously.

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke wasn't quite equipped for girlkissy. He gave the woman a polite smile. "Hi."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi stood off to the side. Looking innocent and vulnerable.

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[narglette.livejournal.com]

Luna would not be kissing the strange woman.

Maybe dementors would, but that was not Luna's way of doing things, so she tilted her head and watched to see what would happen.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter walked up to Bitter Woman and said, simply, "My girlfriend's cuter than you."

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[multiplez]

"Isn't that get-up uncomfortable?" Z asked Bitter Woman.