Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

That was a good point. "In your experience, does a man who appreciates a strong woman appreciate display of strength in all situations?" River asked curiously.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"In my experience, yes," Bitterwoman replied, leaving out what form exactly that experience took.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River just nodded in reply to that. She didn't need things spelled out anyway. "What's this whip of justice?" she asked.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Let me show you." She reached under the chaise lounge and pulled out a very impressive looking whip. "Vith it, I vhip evil doers and anyone else who strikes my fancy into submission."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Oooh." River reached out a hand. "Can I try?"

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Of course," Bitterwoman replied, handing it over.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

A wide grin spread on River's face as she took the whip and tried it out a few times. "They usually submit?" she asked.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Usually." She snapped her fingers. "Just like that."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River nodded again, impressed. "Can I keep it?" she asked innocently.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Be my guest," Bitterwoman replied. "I have others."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River beamed, and tried the whip out again.

"How would kissing you equal defeating you?" River asked all of a sudden.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Bitterwoman pointed at Seely. "You have seen who is runnink this think, ja?"

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"That's why I'm not asking him. Entertaining Seely is not the same thing as defeating you." River shrugged. "Not that I feel like I have to."