Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 8, Period 3 [Danger Shop]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and hopefully possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD coming up!]

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Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

"The eye thing," she says. "There are better ways to get your point across, you know."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"You don't say?" she said, flashing Hermione a good view of her breasts.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

Hermione sighs. "Go put on a jacket."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Don't you like vhat I am vearink?" She actually sounded hurt.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

"You'd get more respect if you covered up a bit," she says matter-of-factly.

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"I have plenty of respect," Bitterwoman replied. "And if I ever need more, I can get it vith my Vhip of Justice."

Re: Defeat the Femme Fatale! - V&V [Week 8]

[smartestone]

Hermione almost pities her. "Are you sure about that?"