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Looking considerably more male than the day before, Seely fronted the class.

"I'm afraid that Professor Next can't be with us today, so she's left me and Z in charge today. In honour of yesterday's boobage, today we're covering the Femme Fatale."

"The Femme Fatale is a woman who is usually very hot, very seductive, and very violent," he said. "Usual methods of defeating her include bondage, and girlkissy."

He looked around the class and the reactions he got. "What? That's what the handout says."

It wasn't.

"So basically, today you're going to confront and try to defeat the ultimate Femme Fatale though use of wit, daring, and ~~hopefully~~ possibly girlkissy." He pressed a control to reveal his ultimate Femme Fatale.

It was Bitter Woman ~~who looked a lot like Famke Janssen for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with his player's desire to keep using the girl!Seely icons, really~~.

Seely really shouldn't be left to his own devices, ever.

[ooc: OCD ~~coming~~ up!]

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Bitterwoman cracked the whip. "I think you have another think coming, kinky boy."

"I've been through a lot worse punishments in the Underworld," Bel said. "Bring it on."

Which would probably be why the whip was aimed at Bel's crotch.

Bel yelped and twisted so that the whip hit his thigh. "Hey!" he said. "Leave that alone!"

"I'm sorry," she said, aiming the whip at little Belthazor again. "I did not hear you, kinky boy."

Bel glared. "I can turn you into a watercooler, you know," he threatened.

"Vatercoolers do not scare me!"

"Yeah, well I've been whipped before, so whips don't scare me," Bel said. Okay, maybe around certain portions of his anatomy they did, which was why he was keeping his distance as well as making sure his hands were ready to drop and cover.

"Then vhy don't you come closer, kinky boy?"

Bel sighed. How was he supposed to defeat Bitterwoman with wits and daring (girlkissy was out of the question) when he preferred brute force? He eyed her whip again. Maybe he could get it away from her. So he did step forward again, offering a tempting target.

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