Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 4, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

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When students walked into the Danger Shop today, they found themselves surrounded by a very cartoonish, Seussian landscape. Thursday was there, unchanged by the surroundings, waiting patiently for them all to gather.

"Good morning. Change of plan. I don't think we need to spend any more time on theory. You'll learn much more from testing different reactions up against opponents in a more practical setting. Villains are not always dangerous. Villains are not always out for world domination. There comes a time in the career of every hero, crime fighter, detective and normal person who gets caught up in trouble on a regular basis when they meet the Major Annoyance."

Right on cue, this little fellow rode in on his...creature.




"As anyone who was raised on Earth in the 20th century would know, this," Thursday announced, "Is Sam I Am. He will badger you. He will hinder your efforts to exist without going mad. Use whatever you have on you, work alone or in groups, and thwart him. Be warned, he's trickier than he looks." Thursday stepped aside and Sam I Am took over.

"I am Sam! Sam I Am! Would you like green eggs and ham?"


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Will you beat him with a pie?
Will you beat him in the sky?

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River Tam

Talk and Chatter

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Will you beat him with a gremlin?
Will you beat him at the Kremlin?

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[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori blinked and wondered how Professor Next had come up with this assigment. It was going to be a difficult one to figure out, especially since Tori was familiar with the story.

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter eyed Sam I Am with a bit of chagrin. He didn't need lessons in how to deal with crazy people. He had younger siblings.

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel sighed, her boyfriend was fading away. She was not really in the mood for this today.

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[enginegirl.livejournal.com]

Kaylee was there, but she wasn't in a very good mood. This was likely due to being cold, tired, and transparent.

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Some people back home would argue that Pippi is an annoyance and that this should be quite interesting.

Unfortunately, she's looking rather ghostly today and has fallen asleep in her chair.

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[narglette.livejournal.com]

Luna did not know the book.
My, that was a funny look.

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Peter started making a mental list of everything that rhymed with "Sam."

Defeat Sam I Am

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"I am Sam! Sam I Am! Would you like green eggs and ham?"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Finding Sam I Am seriously disturbing, River looked around nervously, undecided about what to do.

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Mel shrugged. "Sure. Got any green bacon?"

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"Is it green because it's old?

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"Nope, I don't eat animal stuff," Cally said, simply.

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Pippi turned a sleepy eye to Sam I Am.

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Shawn is one of those people, never turns down food when it's offered. So he shrugged casually. "Okay, sure."

He wasn't sure he'd actually eat it, but he'd take a look anyway.

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"Do you have any blue milk to go with it?" Luke asked.

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[multiplez]

"Would you mind telling me why it's green first?" Z asked.

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[narglette.livejournal.com]

"No, thank you." Luna replied. "But a nice cup of tea would not be refused."

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Alanna blinked. "Eggs and ham aren't green unless there's something wrong with them."

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Hamlet pondered the question. "Is there a choice of things to eat? Options from Denny's would be neat."

Talk to Thursday

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Will you beat him for a bounty?
Will you beat him like a Mountie?

Talk to the TAs

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If Z and Seely are around.

OOC

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Should you wish, you may mod Sam I Am like crazy, can get someone else to play him for you or get me to play him for you. Because of crazy time zones, I'm off to sleep soon but will return by evening EST (mid-afternoon PST).

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*is dead of Luke's response*