Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 4, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

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When students walked into the Danger Shop today, they found themselves surrounded by a very cartoonish, Seussian landscape. Thursday was there, unchanged by the surroundings, waiting patiently for them all to gather.

"Good morning. Change of plan. I don't think we need to spend any more time on theory. You'll learn much more from testing different reactions up against opponents in a more practical setting. Villains are not always dangerous. Villains are not always out for world domination. There comes a time in the career of every hero, crime fighter, detective and normal person who gets caught up in trouble on a regular basis when they meet the Major Annoyance."

Right on cue, this little fellow rode in on his...creature.




"As anyone who was raised on Earth in the 20th century would know, this," Thursday announced, "Is Sam I Am. He will badger you. He will hinder your efforts to exist without going mad. Use whatever you have on you, work alone or in groups, and thwart him. Be warned, he's trickier than he looks." Thursday stepped aside and Sam I Am took over.

"I am Sam! Sam I Am! Would you like green eggs and ham?"


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Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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Hamlet pondered the question. "Is there a choice of things to eat? Options from Denny's would be neat."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Are there green eggs and ham at Denny's? Would I have to save up my pennies?"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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He nodded. "Bring pennies yes, for it's not cheap, but ham and eggs they have to eat. But green, I think, their food is not, unless it has a moldy spot."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"But food that's green is the best kind! There's no better you can find!"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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Hamlet gave Sam I Am an incredulous look. "Are you sure about that fact? Will it give me a heart attack?"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"I'm sure your heart will be just fine, so grab a plate and get in line!"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"You're sure that this is good to eat? 'Tis certified organic meat?"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Organic meat? Of that I'm sure. Come on, please don't be a bore."