Novice's Guide to Villains and Villainy - Week 4, Period 3 (Danger Shop)

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When students walked into the Danger Shop today, they found themselves surrounded by a very cartoonish, Seussian landscape. Thursday was there, unchanged by the surroundings, waiting patiently for them all to gather.

"Good morning. Change of plan. I don't think we need to spend any more time on theory. You'll learn much more from testing different reactions up against opponents in a more practical setting. Villains are not always dangerous. Villains are not always out for world domination. There comes a time in the career of every hero, crime fighter, detective and normal person who gets caught up in trouble on a regular basis when they meet the Major Annoyance."

Right on cue, this little fellow rode in on his...creature.




"As anyone who was raised on Earth in the 20th century would know, this," Thursday announced, "Is Sam I Am. He will badger you. He will hinder your efforts to exist without going mad. Use whatever you have on you, work alone or in groups, and thwart him. Be warned, he's trickier than he looks." Thursday stepped aside and Sam I Am took over.

"I am Sam! Sam I Am! Would you like green eggs and ham?"


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Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"I do not know what you mean, all green eggs and ham are green!"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Not where I come from. Where I come from, eggs are yellow and ham is pink. Sort of."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Well these are all green eggs and ham, go on try some, it's better than spam!"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"I am very pleased to report that I am no longer at a place in my life where I have to eat things like Spam or green eggs and ham when they're on offer. So, no thanks."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Come on, little girl in yellow, please oh please don't make me bellow!"

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Look, it's nothing personal, I just have ethical objections to eating green eggs and ham."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Please oh please give it a try, if you don't I think I'll cry."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"I don't really care if you cry, so long as you leave me alone."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"Leaving you alone can be arranged, but please try the eggs even if they're strange."

Re: Defeat Sam I Am

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"No. Go away."