Win Friends and.... whatever

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As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

[ooc:OCD is up]

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[demonbelthazor]

Belthazor

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack Addy.

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[can_be_more]

Aeryn Sun

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John signs in.

Snark then Eat

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Re: Snark then Eat

[demonbelthazor]

Bel waits to be bribed or threatened. Cha.

Re: Snark then Eat

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim wasn't much in a mood to grant anyone's desires. Not anyone in this classroom anyway. That meant he was in an ideal position to not do what anyone tried to bribe, or threaten him to do.

"Hey." he said to Bel.

Re: Snark then Eat

[demonbelthazor]

"Think you're gonna stop me from eating?" Bel said, crossing his arms but grinning.

Re: Snark then Eat

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim smirked. "Well hell if that's all you want, then I applaud your...opposite of ambition."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack was sure there were no threats that could work on him. After all, he was already a dead man walking.

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Tie my shoes or I'll tell Parker you wanna kiss her."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Like she'd believe that?" Zack replied. "Try it and I'll expose the cod."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

Aeryn can't think of anything she wants right now that wouldn't get her into trouble. Best to stick to being threatened or a while. Hahahahaha.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler nodded to Aeryn. "Hey. Don't think we've worked together in this class yet."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"I don't think we have," she agrees. "Would you like to start?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter waited to be bribed or threatened.

Re: Snark then Eat

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Peter!" Blair bounced up with a grin. "Wanna be partners?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Blair!" Peter replied, smiling. "Certainly. Briber or bribee?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma suffles his feet as usual. He sure loves food... but insulting people other than John is hard for him..

OOC:

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Yep. Cox is going bye bye. Fun character but I found him very difficult to play. I apologize to anyone who intended to take his class next semester but from what I hear there will be many more fun classes coming up to take. Mwah.

Re: OOC:

[can_be_more]

*clings to Cox!!!*

Re: OOC:

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

And you Scarecrow! You'll I miss most of all!

Re: OOC:

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

COX!

*clings*

John will annoy people in his stead!

Re: OOC:

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

*hugs nice, sweet, lovable Dr. Cox*