Win Friends and.... whatever

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

[ooc:OCD is up]

Comments

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"So...she doesn't know or I'm dumb for not knowing?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Yes."

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Tie my shoes or I announce your crush on radio this Saturday."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"No one actually believes the radio."

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"So you won't be upset if I say something..."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

John was in the running to get an alarm clock of his very own. "Go ahead."

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"All righty," he says and makes a mental note to remember that. "Maybe I'll even make up a little song."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Fine by me."

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Cool." And then John looks longingly at the food. "Look, how about this. I tell Cox you blackmailed me and vice versa and we go eat? Consider it cheating Dr. Cox."

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Alright," Zack grinned.

Re: Snark then Eat

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Let's go." John makes a beeline for the table and piles his plate high.

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack quickly followed suit.