Win Friends and.... whatever

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

[ooc:OCD is up]

Comments

Snark then Eat

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Re: Snark then Eat

[demonbelthazor]

Bel waits to be bribed or threatened. Cha.

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[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim wasn't much in a mood to grant anyone's desires. Not anyone in this classroom anyway. That meant he was in an ideal position to not do what anyone tried to bribe, or threaten him to do.

"Hey." he said to Bel.

Re: Snark then Eat

[demonbelthazor]

"Think you're gonna stop me from eating?" Bel said, crossing his arms but grinning.

Re: Snark then Eat

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim smirked. "Well hell if that's all you want, then I applaud your...opposite of ambition."

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack was sure there were no threats that could work on him. After all, he was already a dead man walking.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Tie my shoes or I'll tell Parker you wanna kiss her."

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Like she'd believe that?" Zack replied. "Try it and I'll expose the cod."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"The cod can take care of herself," John says firmly. "Fine, tie my shoes or I'll tell Aeryn you have a secret crush on her."

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Because the fact I'm interested in Cordy isn't blatantly obivious?"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You like Cordy?" That's news to John. "Does she know?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"Okay...maybe not as obvious as I thought."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

Aeryn can't think of anything she wants right now that wouldn't get her into trouble. Best to stick to being threatened or a while. Hahahahaha.

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler nodded to Aeryn. "Hey. Don't think we've worked together in this class yet."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"I don't think we have," she agrees. "Would you like to start?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Tyler said, glancing around for inspiration. "I will go get you pizza if you walk up to Crichton and tell him you're embarassed to be seen with him."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"No. I could go get my own," she says simply.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"You're being logical," Tyler told her. "I would find you a much better slice than you would get on your own. Oh, and if you don't do it? I know where you sleep."

Which he did, kind of. It was in the student directory.

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter waited to be bribed or threatened.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Peter!" Blair bounced up with a grin. "Wanna be partners?"

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Blair!" Peter replied, smiling. "Certainly. Briber or bribee?"

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Bribee, man." Blair smirked. "The pizza is calling my name and I suck at being the briber."

Re: Snark then Eat

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter considered for a moment the grinned. "Get me a piece of pizza or I'll tell the school you've decided to become a very violent soldier after high school."

Re: Snark then Eat

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Considering the students here...most people would admire me for that choice." Blair shrugged. "No dice, man."

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma suffles his feet as usual. He sure loves food... but insulting people other than John is hard for him..