Win Friends and.... whatever

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

[ooc:OCD is up]

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Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"I don't think we have," she agrees. "Would you like to start?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Tyler said, glancing around for inspiration. "I will go get you pizza if you walk up to Crichton and tell him you're embarassed to be seen with him."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"No. I could go get my own," she says simply.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"You're being logical," Tyler told her. "I would find you a much better slice than you would get on your own. Oh, and if you don't do it? I know where you sleep."

Which he did, kind of. It was in the student directory.

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

Aeryn quirks a smile. "Well, of course, I'll get right on that, then."


[Heading to work in about 10 minutes.]

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler looked at her expectantly, trying nto to show his surprise.

[OOC: NP, we can pick this up tonight or leave it.]

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

Notice how Aeryn still hasn't moved.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler goes over to the table of pizzas. "What kind do you like?," he calls back to her.

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

She frowns, wondering what just happened here. "I didn't seriously agree to anything."

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"You smiled and said you'd do it," Tyler pointed out.

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"Sarcasm," she says simply.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler tilted his head, trying to hold her gaze. "I chose not to accept it as sarcasm," he said, then turned back to the pizza. "Do you want pepperoni or vegetable?"

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"You can think all you want, but I don't have to do anything," she shrugs.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler ran a hand through his hair, not feeling like fighting this out for once. "Whatever. I don't care." He grabbed some garlic bread. "Your turn."

Re: Snark then Eat

[can_be_more]

"There's nothing I want," she tells him.

Re: Snark then Eat

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

He let out a long breath. "Then we're done."