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As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

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Peter considered for a moment the grinned. "Get me a piece of pizza or I'll tell the school you've decided to become a very violent soldier after high school."

"Considering the students here...most people would admire me for that choice." Blair shrugged. "No dice, man."

"True," Peter agreed. "But you've spent quite a while here railing against violence, war, and killing. Do you really want to look like a hypocrite? I'll also point out that you enjoy eating endangered animals."

"That's just mean." Blair frowned in a way that was remarkably similar to pouting. "Maybe people won't believe you. Then you'll look all crazy and no one will trust you ever again. It's the whole boy who cried wolf thing. Only with hippies and fighting."

"Are you really going to place your trust in 'maybe?'" Peter asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm very convincing."

Blair made a scary face and yelled. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NEWBIE, I'M NOT GETTING YOU PIZZA!"

Peter tried to keep a straight face except for the sharp bark of uncontrollable laughter. "You keep up that, and I shan't have to work at all to convince people."

Blair laughed and leaned back against a desk. "I forgotten what I do next. Do I blow you off or try to blackmail you or tell you I'm going to steal your dog or something?"

"Stealing is fine," Peter replied, laughing. "Just don't threaten to eat him. Shall we agree that we've fulfilled the assignment?"

"Eww." Blair blanched. "I promise not to eat yours or anyone elses dog's."

"Agreed! Yay pizza time!"

"Pizza time indeed!" Peter said with a grin. "You were great at resisting the bribe, Blair."

"Thanks, man!" Blair snagged two plates of pizza and held one out to Peter. "You were good at the bribery too. If I wasn't holding out for deep dish pizza for myself, I would have given in."

Peter accepted the plate with thanks. "I can't imagine how I'd actually go about carrying out the threat, so I think I'll stick with not threatening people in general."

"An admirable plan, especially for someone who is technically 'The Man'." Blair grinned.

Peter laughed. "What do you mean by that?"

"A knight is like a cop which is like The Man. Or at least someone working for the The Man." Blair bit off a large bite of pizza. "So you're The Man's tool, with shiny swords and impeccable manners."

Peter started eating his pizza. "I'm happy to be a tool in a good cause." He grinned. "And the shiny sword definitely is a bonus."

"I'm sure you're a big tool, man." Blair grinned.

Peter made a face. "Thanks for that," he said dryly. Then grinned. "Likewise, of course."

Blair laughed and finished off his first slice of pizza. "Of course."

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