ext_131568 ([identity profile] dr-snark.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-22 08:25 am
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Win Friends and.... whatever

As the students enter into the classroom they'll see that a table is stocked with all sorts of sandwiches from J'GOB, deep dish pizzas from Pizza Planet and all sorts of delightful non-alcoholic beverages.

"All right newbies, listen up. For the past six weeks I have given you the methods and means to survive in the world. Before you can dive and eat any of this fabulous buffet supplied by our measley teaching budget you must approach one of your fellow students and attempt to bribe, blackmail and intimidate them into doing whatever it is you want to do. The other student must then use the methods I have taught you to keep yourself free of the other student's desire.

When you have successfully done this? Gorge yourself silly.

"Also today is our final workshop which means my contract is up with this hellhole you kids call a school," Cox continued with a sad weepy face. "And I just like to say *sniff* that you kids *controlled sob* are just the best damn *another controlled sob*..."

"Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm not going to miss you at all. Get to work and eat your damn pizzas newbies."

[ooc:OCD is up]