http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-26 12:24 am
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Advanced Computers #3, Wednesday Afternoon 7/26

The computer lab is meeting outside today under a tent with Help Desk emblazoned across the front. Each student has their own workstation complete with phone, toolbox and nifty pocket protector.

"As you can see by my mad sign making skillz, we're going to be manning the help desk today." Abby smiled. "As geeks there is a 99.9% chance that someone is going to ask you to fix their computer. Seriously guys, it's going to happen. You need to know your stuff. Not only how to fix technology...but how to deal with people who don't know how to use it."

"Three rules you have to remember." Abby paced and raised her fingers as she counted them off. "One, not everyone is a geek so remember to tone down the techspeak. Two, people will do incredibly stupid things to their computer, try not to cry over the phone when they tell they've never done a virus scan. Three, the first response is always reboot. It doesn't matter that the problem couldn't be solved by that, it's always the first response."

"Okay, the phone lines are open and people can walk in with a problem. Remember the rules, be polite and come to me if there's a problem you can't fix."

[ooc: Post is up and ready to play! I've got an early appointment so I won't be around till later in the day, but you should all be able to play with each other. Have fun!]

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Jamie calls in.

"Yes. This thing has been up and down all day. Whenever I press a button it just turns on a light."

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Zack frowned. "Which button are you pressing?"

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"The number keys" Jamie said. "There's a stop button but it makes a funny noise whenever I hit it and everything locks up."

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Anders called in.

"So yeah, my Palm Pilot is out of jujubes and I can't remember how to refill it."

It was a perfectly legitimate question, even if he did actually remember how to restock the jujubes on his Palm Pilot.

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"Hi, Anders!" Willow said as she recognized his voice.

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Anders laughed. "Hi, Willow! Going to help me with my candy emergency?"

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"Have you tried talking down to it?" Cally covered the mouthpiece of her phone as she snickered.

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Fraser phones in.

"I can't seem to program my VCR to record."

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Hey, Conner's old enough to know what a VCR is. He even knows what it does. 2004 wasn't that long ago.

"Usually when my parents have that problem the first thing they do is get me or my brother to do it. You don't have any kids, do you?"

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"I have a dog," Fraser says, levelling a glance at Diefenbaker.

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Tommy called in.

"Yeah, I can't get this god-damned thing to print an envelope."

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[identity profile] dorky-broots.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, sir, is your computer turned on? And is the printer turned on?"

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[identity profile] blonde-doctor.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, so what can I do if the thing that I need to use to do my job that used to more or less work, except the badgers, now just blinks at me and looks sort of sad and doesn't even send out badgers?"

That was all one breath.

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Bridge picks up the phone.

"Thank you for calling, one of our trained technicians will be with you shortly. Please hold."

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"Me computer's rum-holdin' device be broken," Barbossa said without preamble when his call was answered.

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"Thank you for calling, please hold."

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[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, so I'm looking up crap for my workshop tomorrow, but I keep getting these messages telling me I can't," Becky said as soon as someone picked up.
likethegun: (i'm on the phone and laughing)

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Sam didn't recognize the voice right away, or he might have been smart enough to transfer her to someone else. "All right. What sort of things are you looking up?"

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soldtoarmenians: (phone)

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[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-07-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander called in, his voice sounding uncertain. "So yeah, I need some technical advice, I guess?"

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Taking a cue from the last call he'd had, Alec said, "Thank you for calling, but all our technicians are currently busy. Please hold."

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Poking at her laptop, Dawn called the help desk.

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"'Lo?" Jude answered. Sullenly.