http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-26 12:24 am
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Advanced Computers #3, Wednesday Afternoon 7/26

The computer lab is meeting outside today under a tent with Help Desk emblazoned across the front. Each student has their own workstation complete with phone, toolbox and nifty pocket protector.

"As you can see by my mad sign making skillz, we're going to be manning the help desk today." Abby smiled. "As geeks there is a 99.9% chance that someone is going to ask you to fix their computer. Seriously guys, it's going to happen. You need to know your stuff. Not only how to fix technology...but how to deal with people who don't know how to use it."

"Three rules you have to remember." Abby paced and raised her fingers as she counted them off. "One, not everyone is a geek so remember to tone down the techspeak. Two, people will do incredibly stupid things to their computer, try not to cry over the phone when they tell they've never done a virus scan. Three, the first response is always reboot. It doesn't matter that the problem couldn't be solved by that, it's always the first response."

"Okay, the phone lines are open and people can walk in with a problem. Remember the rules, be polite and come to me if there's a problem you can't fix."

[ooc: Post is up and ready to play! I've got an early appointment so I won't be around till later in the day, but you should all be able to play with each other. Have fun!]

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec thought a moment, then shrugged. "Couldn't hurt to try."

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay," Barbossa said, setting the phone down.

Something heavy thudded in the background.

"Now the screen be cracked, too."

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec nodded solemnly, despite the fact that Barbossa couldn't see him. "You'll have to open it up and see why the rum holder isn't growing back properly."

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Won't that be upsettin' to th' tiny elves inside?"

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"If they're not doing their jobs, then they probably need the jolt to start working right again," Alec assured him.

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
There was the sound of the phone thumping back onto a counter again.

"Ye lazy blighters!" came the voice from far away. "Be growin' me back me rum holder!"

The next sound was the rather unmistakable noise of a hammer hitting a computer. Repeatedly.

"I be figgerin' out the problem!" Barbossa said happily into the phone. "The elves be not home!"

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Great! Unfortunately, it means you'll have to buy a new computer. They'll never return now that they got out," Alec said. "I recommend something round and cheerful and maybe brightly-colored."

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stupid elves," Barbossa grumbled. "Thank ye fer yer help!"

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"No problem," Alec said cheerfully. "And make sure to ask for Sammy if you ever call again."

Re: Phone In

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be doin' that," Barbossa said. "And if ye be seein' the elves from me computer, be sure t' tell them t' keep on runnin'."