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BWI Airport Portalocity Lounge, Saturday morning [05/04].
"What the ever-loving fuck is a Portalocity Lounge?"
Apparently, it was precisely the place where Wayne was standing, squared shoulders, thumbs in his belt loops, frowning up at the softest, most sparkliest banner he had ever seen...and he'd een to at least a baker's dozen of Dary's traditional soft birthday parties, so he knew a soft fucking banner when he saw one.
"That," he stated, to no one in particular, especially since he seemed to be the first one there (if you're not five minutes early, you're five minutes late, bud), "is fucking 10-ply."
But it was what it was. No going back now, ain't no reason to get excited, he supposed. Pitter-patter. So he turned his head sharply to one side of the lounge, eyed the chairs against the wall, and went to have a seat, one hand on his knee, tohe other around the smallest cup of coffee he could get, and settled in to wait.
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Apparently, it was precisely the place where Wayne was standing, squared shoulders, thumbs in his belt loops, frowning up at the softest, most sparkliest banner he had ever seen...and he'd een to at least a baker's dozen of Dary's traditional soft birthday parties, so he knew a soft fucking banner when he saw one.
"That," he stated, to no one in particular, especially since he seemed to be the first one there (if you're not five minutes early, you're five minutes late, bud), "is fucking 10-ply."
But it was what it was. No going back now, ain't no reason to get excited, he supposed. Pitter-patter. So he turned his head sharply to one side of the lounge, eyed the chairs against the wall, and went to have a seat, one hand on his knee, tohe other around the smallest cup of coffee he could get, and settled in to wait.
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Barnabas' eyes widened and he tried to answer quickly, "No.."
Too late.
"Fuck fuck FUCK fuuuuck fucccckkk fuck fuck fuck sounds like duck but isn't duck it's fuck, fuck fuck fuuuuuck, not a truck and has no pluck, fuck fuck fuccccccky fuck fuck fuck!" she sang cheerfully.
Barnabas sighed.
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But there was a dog, and no amount of excitedly dropped F-bombs could distract him from that.
He also thought for a second that maybe the dog had said 'no,' but that was just silly. Dogs couldn't talk.
"Didn't know we could bring dogs," he noted, sounding maybe a little petulant about it, but making himself feel better by pointing out that the dogs were much happier back home on the farm. He tilted his head at Barnabas for a moment before clicking his tongue a little, patting his knee to see if that good bo wanted to come over and say hi.
But not actually say hi, because dogs couldn't talk.
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"This is for Fandom?" she asked, checking the sign. Her eyes lit up at Wayne's coffee cup. "Oooh, is that Starbucks? I've always wanted to try Starbucks."
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He would have added a disparaging fuck at the end of that, but he was talking to a girl, and it was impolite to swear too much in front of girls you didn't yet know.
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At least, not in 1999.
Okuyasu was in for multiple shocks.
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He was looking up at the banner with a faint, bemused grin, and texting pictures of it and the lounge back to his siblings.
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"...what are you holding?" he asked, because he was woefully out of his element when it came to technology that was, admittedly, 20 years from his future.
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So far, except for the whole talking dog thing, seemed like a pretty normal, upstanding, decent bunch, really.
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"So this is where we wait to go to that famous and not suspicious school, huh?" he said, totally suave.
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"Not sure about famous," he said, since he hadn't even heard of it before a week or so ago, "or not suspicious, either, but if you're talking about Fandom High, I'd think the sparkly banner over by the entrance kind of answers that one for ya, bud."
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Just your normal, everyday pick-up for school from a guy dressed in black leather and a dark brown floor length robe. Noting to see here!
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Barnabas wished his forelegs were hinged correctly to facepaw.
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Because now she was wondering if she was somehow not dressed right, which raised all sorts of questions.
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Bed, Bath, and Beyond called, and even they think you've gone to far.
Fuck a duck.
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And since Anakin was taking care of the more order-y bellowing, Karolina could instead beam and call out, "Come get your welcome packets!"
Because yes, she had paper bags for each of the students. Inside, they'd find a map of the island, a chocolate bar (Fair Trade, of course), and a $5 gift card to the Perk. And also a little card that said Karolina, Fandom High guidance counselor along with her contact info.
Also, it might've looked like the summery pastels of her outfit were a deliberate counterpoint to what Anakin was wearing. But, nah, that was just how she dressed.
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"Oh!" she gasped in delight, "You're like Barnabas! Barnabas! This is a guidance counselor!"
"I am not," Barnabas said with dignity, "a guide dog. I am a service dog."
"You provide guidance sometimes," Delirium said, "When I'm all lost and need help finding my way to a somewhere from a nowhere. This is a counselor who does that so this is a person type of Barnabas."
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But now? It just made him think of Darla and the glittery Welcome Home poster she had made for him on his first night at the Vasquezes' house, and he smiled as he headed over. He'd been a jerk about it then, and he felt like he had to make up for it somehow.
"Thanks," he said, failing at not lighting up at the sight of the chocolate.
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