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!event: snow weekend

Monster attack

Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Anakin looked at the approaching horde, then at Logan. "Do I even want to know?" he asked.

Logan stared in horror. "Just know that they're evil," he said grimly.

"Beyond evil," Sam said, firing her zat directly at the Abominable Snowman. Three times. Maybe it would work better than with the sharks.

The Abominable Snowman, clutching his chest, died in a terribly overdramatic way.

The snow aliens kept coming.

An elite group of four two-headed snowmen advance on their left flank. They're singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

It would chill your bones if it wasn't already so cold out.

Shep decides that he's not trying the shark-method on these guys. They looked slightly more intellegent... and he didn't want to get caught with his pants down.

The worst, sadly, was still to come.

From behind the trees a sound could be heard.

It was...twangy.

Three dozen be-mulleted snowmonsters emerged.

Oh yes.

They were linedancing.

To "Achy-Breaky Heart."

Shep reaches into the interior pocket of his jacket and pulls out the mullet wig he'd won in Shop last term. He'd totally forgotten about it until now, but he slapped it on, hoping to confuse the Billy Ray Cyrus wannabes.

One of the snowmen broke from the back and ran towards Shep. "Billy Ray!" it squealed.

Oh God. A fangirl snowman.

Run, Shep. Run!

"Oh shit! Bad plan!" Shep hauled ass away from the freakish fan-thing. He tossed the mullet back, hoping to either blind her, or derail her into an 'ooh shiney' kind of moment.

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Sakura just stared for a moment, then cringed, putting her hands over her ears. "God, do these things not realize how tone-deaf they are!?"

The snow creatures got louder.

But definitely not any more on key.

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Alanna blinked, repeatedly, and then sent a small, purple fire/energy ball at one of the snowmen.

The snowman's head melted off and he fired a stream of ice wildly at the defenders before walking into a tree and collapsing in a poof of flakes.

He reformed a few moments later.

And he wasn't in the mood to Macarena any more.

Shep jumps out of the way, but not quite fast enough. The edge of an ice stream hits and envelops his ankle. Probably not recommended by the AMA, but it did have the effect of splinting it and stemming the blood flow.

A little more stable, he let loose with his zat. One of the snowmen-demons went up in puff of flakes. Shep did a very sad version of the Macarena at the space left by the thing. "So Macaroni that!"

Cursing her luck, Alanna cast the spell to set something on fire and fixed her grip on Lightning.

Tone-deaf and Macarena-ing, the snow aliens came closer.

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"And I thought the Sith were bad," Anakin muttered.

He raised his lightsaber and charged at the nearest two-headed monster.

Force, it was cold out.

Behind him, Zoe let loose with a round of supressing fire. Puffs of snow blew off of the snow aliens as they approached.

The other two-headed monsters weren't too excited to see this attack.

They let Anakin know it by throwing huge snowballs at him.

Just how quick are you?

Almost quick enough.

A snowball hit him in the left shoulder and he grunted with pain.

He spun, taking off three heads. The monsters kept coming.

He took a few steps back, dodging a flurry of snowballs.

The lightsaber lashed out, taking a few more snow heads with it.

And a couple of arms, just because.

Anakin took another step back, breathing heavily.

"Hey!" Sakura called, once she was fairly sure her swarm of tiny snow aliens was out of commisson -- at least for the moment. "Are you all right?" She didn't know Anakin by name, but that didn't make a difference. A soldier in battle was a soldier in battle, and if they lost one they were that much farther from getting rid of these frigid beasts.

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The two remaining monsters leaped at him.

One aimed for his ankles.

The other aimed for his head.

Now what are you going to do?

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Logan found an old tree branch sticking out of the snow and wrenched it free. He pulled the leaves and smaller branches off it at one end, so he'd have a grip, then lit the other end on fire with the remainder of his blowtorch fuel. Tossing aside the blowtorch, he swung his flaming weapon at the nearest snowman.

...whose ray gun melted.

He gave Logan a hurt look.

Then he leaned down and made a snow-and-ice ball.

And threw it. Hard.

Not necessarily accurately, though.

The snow-and-ice ball clipped him on the shoulder and Logan winced. He swung his makeshift torch at the thing's head.

It collapsed.

So did all of its friends.

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