Monster attack

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Shots can still be heard down in the town. The troopers seem to be all tied up down there. Which is why it might be disconcerting to anyone watching out the windows to see figures begin rising out of the snow on the lawn of the school. More are moving out of the trees also.

They begin making their way toward the buildings.

[[OOC: If people choose to leave the building to fight, please organize yourselves into groups (preferably in the gym thread) and post your location in the subject line. This will make it a lot easier for me to keep track of everything.]]

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Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

The worst, sadly, was still to come.

From behind the trees a sound could be heard.

It was...twangy.

Three dozen be-mulleted snowmonsters emerged.

Oh yes.

They were linedancing.

To "Achy-Breaky Heart."

Re: Outside the dorms

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep reaches into the interior pocket of his jacket and pulls out the mullet wig he'd won in Shop last term. He'd totally forgotten about it until now, but he slapped it on, hoping to confuse the Billy Ray Cyrus wannabes.

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

One of the snowmen broke from the back and ran towards Shep. "Billy Ray!" it squealed.

Oh God. A fangirl snowman.

Run, Shep. Run!

Re: Outside the dorms

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Oh shit! Bad plan!" Shep hauled ass away from the freakish fan-thing. He tossed the mullet back, hoping to either blind her, or derail her into an 'ooh shiney' kind of moment.

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

"Squee!" the snowman yelled, grabbing the mullet out of the air.

Three of its friends came over to look at it, hopping with excitement. There were muttered discussions of "eBay" and "wait 'til I tell my friends on LiveJournal."

The snowmen, it appeared, are easily distracted.

Re: Outside the dorms

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Distraction is deadly. Once he realizes how many monsters are busily checking out the rug, he pulls out his zat.

And in a few seconds, the wig flutters to the ground, unmolested.

Shep pockets it and makes it a point to start keeping track of things that should now be counted as weapons at Fandom High.

1. coffee mugs
2. urine
3. mullet wigs.

That should make the Shop prof's day.

Re: Outside the dorms

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam fired her zat at the snowman running towards Shep, but her vision blurred and a lot of the shots went wild.

She blacked out for a minute and fell forward, catching herself on her arm. "Shep! Daniel! I'm out. I'll be at the clinic."

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

A snow shark, its teeth recently regrown, was waiting for her.

It aimed for her right ankle.

And icy teeth? Hurt like a son of a bitch.

Re: Outside the dorms

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam screamed as it latched onto her ankle and pulled her feet out from under her.

She sent her left foot, booted, directly into the spot between the shark's eyes and fired her zat at point blank range.

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

The shark exploded in a flurry of flakes.

Re: Outside the dorms

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Well done," Shep says limping towards her. "Aren't we the pair? Between the two of us we have two good legs... maybe we can help each other to medical?"

Re: Outside the dorms

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam scrambled to her feet and made her way as fast as she could back to the dorms. She wouldn't be able to do any more good out there, and she knew it.

Re: Outside the dorms

[sakuracchyan.livejournal.com]

Sakura just stared for a moment, then cringed, putting her hands over her ears. "God, do these things not realize how tone-deaf they are!?"

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

The snow creatures got louder.

But definitely not any more on key.

Re: Outside the dorms

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Sharon wondered if it were possible to kill the creatures with evil Cylon mental powers her thoughts alone. Especially since she was envisioning warm ocean waves washing over the whole of the school.

Re: Outside the dorms

[fh_extras]

Turned out? Not so much.

Here they come.

Grr. Argh.

"Hey, Macarena..."