Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Today's class was in the danger room but there doesn't appear to be a reason why. In fact there is only one Jamie Madrox standing in front of the class today looking rather subdued.

"Today's class... is simple," Jamie declared. "Today's assignment? Cut class."

And with that being said, Jamie turned on his heel and walked out of the classroom.

Gosh that seems simple, doesn't it?

[Mwah ha ha. And OCD is up.]

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Sign In!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Looking relieved that Jamie isn't insane today.

OR IS HE?!

Re: Sign In!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave Nelson

Lecture!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Where you can feel relief in that Jamie isn't going to make you do anything strange.

OR IS HE?!

In fact everything will seem just normal until you try to exit the classroom.

Re: Lecture!

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

This had to be a trick, right? Had to be. There was no way it wasn't. And even if it wasn't... Annie wasn't sure she knew how to cut class. And was she allowed to cut class? She was StuCo co-president. What if word got around that she was a class-cutter?

"This has to be a trick, right?" she said, to no one in particular.

Re: Lecture!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave hated to be skeptical of what seemed to be a relatively sane assignment, but, well, when was the last time something sane was assigned.

He started to look around, as if something might jump out from nowhere and try to give him a noogie.

Re: Lecture!

[notmyownage]

Claudia looked nonplussed. "And I didn't even get a chance to tell him that Bayside only had seventy-four trombones."

She'd say she had a bad feeling about this, but that somehow seemed cliche.

Re: Lecture!

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

"Gladly." Pen in one hand, notebook in the other, he marched off to the exit.

It was a trap. He knew it. He just knew it.

Re: Lecture!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer didn't think twice and headed for the door.

Re: Lecture!

[notagoose]

Goose didn't really know what to think or do, he looked around suspiciously, to him it sounded like a trap.

Re: Lecture!

[wwiii]

Warren was already looking for the catch, here, yes. Looking for the catch, because there was no way that this could possibly be so easy, if class was meeting in the Danger Shop.

Dinosaurs? Skrulls? Dinoskrulls? There had to be something.

Re: Lecture!

[necroslacker]

Sam couldn't believe that someone like Jamie Madrox was just going to give them an easy assignment. He didn't move from his desk because he was waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Re: Lecture!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall shrugged.

And began an intense and deeply philosophical debate with himself over whether leaving the room could, in fact, be considered "cutting class", considering that it was the assignment.

Had he actually vocalized any of it, it might have spurred an interesting discussion -- but, Squall being Squall, he just sat there in silence.

Re: Lecture!

[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Angelica wasn't buying it, but there was nothing else to do but leave class.

She had a bad feeling about this.

And Then...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

As you try to exit the classroom the Danger Shop does it's magic and you suddenly find yourself in a green field. In front of you are a bunch of Jamies dressed up like different multi-colored birds. They look rather upset. Especially by the way they squawk.

Did I also mention the Jamies who are a fair distance away wearing green pig outfits? Hiding behind a wooden bunker?

Oh yeah, and there's a giant slingshot.

Do the math.

Re: And Then...

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave was trying to do the math. But he was from the year 1980. He had no idea what the hell was happening here.

"I have no idea what the hell is happening here," he said.

Re: And Then...

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Look. You do not go through life as Annie without a fair bit of rage at certain things.

She had a chance to hit her teacher with her teacher using a slingshot and it looked mandatory.

"Let's do this," she said, wondering how exactly you fit a Jamie in a slingshot.

Re: And Then...

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

He thwapped himself in the face with the notebook in his hand, hoping it was an illusion. He peeked. It wasn't.

Oh, look. Ballista.

...no, still not making sense. He glared at the bird!Jamies.

Re: And Then...

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

"Why am I never armed when I come to this class? Why?"

Damnit. Scully started looking around for a way to -- deal with the madness. Somehow.

Re: And Then...

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara wished she could say she didn't believe it. Sadly, Jamie had destroyed any such hopes.

Re: And Then...

[wwiii]

Warren looked at the bunker. And then at the Jamies. And then, again, at the bunker with the Jamie-pigs in it.

"... At least he doesn't expect me to be the angry bird."

There would have been indignant sputtering, if that had been the case.

And Then Again...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And just as you demolish the Jamie!Pigs' bunker the Danger Shop plays some music, three stars appear along with a door to....

What appears to be a Japanese dojo.

Where you appear to pelted by various types of fruit from unknown sources in the room.

Luckily there are samurai swords available to defend yourself.

Re: And Then Again...

[walkswithcoyote]

Mercy easily dodged the fruit, though if there's been a Jamie dupe in the room she might just have considered bonking him with the butt of her sword.

And FINALLY...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

After you get a multiple combos of fruit slicing... a door appears.

And Jamie is there to greet you with breakfast buffet, including croissants, bagels and various breads you can toast.

And a giant butter cow.

"You look hungry! Enjoy some brunch!"

Re: And FINALLY...

[walkswithcoyote]

Yeah. Thanks, but no thanks. She had no interest in eating his food - heaven only knew what he's done to it!

The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Who might still not understand why it had to be a butter cow.

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

Claudia definitely still didn't understand why it had to be a butter cow.

She was wondering if Jamie had ever considered a career in the Secret Service. She was sure he'd make Artie's head explode.

Talk to Jamie!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And congratulate him on curing your addiction to Angry Birds!

OOC:

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Yep. Making you work your way through a real life Angry Birds with dupes as ammo and targets.

And the fruit thing with swords is just fun.

Much thanks to annieadderall who unwittingly gave me the idea.

Re: OOC:

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

THIS WILL NOT CURE MY ADDICTION, YOU KNOW.