Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Today's class was in the danger room but there doesn't appear to be a reason why. In fact there is only one Jamie Madrox standing in front of the class today looking rather subdued.

"Today's class... is simple," Jamie declared. "Today's assignment? Cut class."

And with that being said, Jamie turned on his heel and walked out of the classroom.

Gosh that seems simple, doesn't it?

[Mwah ha ha. And OCD is up.]

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Re: And Then...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"SQQQQQQUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAWK!"

The Jamie flew through the air where it bounced off the wooden structure shaking it slightly.

All the pigs giggled.

Now there was a yellow Jamie in front of Dave.

"Squawk?"

Re: And Then...

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Get in the slingshot," Dave said. This was madness. But he kind of wanted to shut those stupid pig Jamies up now. He would destroy their structure.

Re: And Then...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The yellow jamie hopped into the sling shot and squawked at Dave to hurry up.

Clearly there were eggs to save.

Re: And Then...

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave pulled the slingshot back and... Well, "aimed" was a strange term for the guesswork involved in launching your teacher at copies of him. So really, Dave pulled back and then hoped that some damage would be done when he launched the yellow Jamie.

Re: And Then...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And it so was. The yellow Jamie rocketed through the bunker leaving dead pigs in its wake.

There was a brief melody played, three stars appeared and a door opened for Dave.

Just like that.