http://saveonpostage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveonpostage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-03-09 11:52 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Helen didn't really see the need for more weapons when her arm was already probably the most effective one she had. Still... She hid knives at her ankles and under her shirt sleeves, tucked one gun on each ankle under her loose fitting pants and another at the small of her back. That was enough.
Edited 2009-03-10 04:37 (UTC)
ashockingbitch: (sparks will fly)

Re: Dress for success!

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2009-03-10 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Jenny wished she'd watched Midnighter get dressed at least once. He did this better than anyone. Still, she could at least give it the old college try: a knife down either boot, guns in both outer jacket pockets and a taser in the inner one, one gun in one trousers pocket and a knife in the other, a knife tucked in her trousers at the small of her back, and a derringer in her bra. She wondered if she could do something to her hair to make it possible to hide a knife in there, but then decided the change might be too obvious.

By Midnighter's standards, it was fairly pitiful, but Jenny was quite proud of herself.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Mac... wasn't really into keeping concealed weapons on her. She stowed a gun at her back, mostly because she'd seen it in movies, and a couple of knifes under her jeans, and left it at that.
withoutverona: (local god)

Re: Dress for success!

[personal profile] withoutverona 2009-03-10 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The first thing a Montague learned was how to carry a weapon without looking like you're carrying a weapon. Romeo holstered two guns under his jacked, tucked small knives at his ankles, and added a dagger to the small of his back.

Perfect.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir had done this before, though he wished she'd given them more harnesses as the other class had. Nevertheless, he'd managed to get a pair of daggers in his boots, one down his back, a gun under his arm, and he was considering the large tube thing as a place to hide his broom in.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Dōjima was already wearing heels today, so that was two weapons right there, plus the chopsticks she'd shoved into her hair to pin it up this morning.

Two guns holstered properly under her light jacket, a knife at the small of her back, another one sheathed safely in her bra.

A slight adjustment of her blouse to enhance maximum cleavage (which totally counted as a weapon), and Dōjima was ready to go.
the_merriest: (knives at the ready)

Re: Dress for success!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-10 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, so. One knife in each boot, for two. A third tucked behind her leg pouch. A gun tucked into her shorts, at the small of her back. And one tiny snub-nosed revolver, secured in her bra. Score.

She considered jamming a knife into her hair -- it was messy enough for it -- but her hair was thin, so the blade might stick out.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well. The only weapons Turtle really needed were already pretty easy to hide, considering they were her feet, but, she had to admit, she was feeling glad she wore her boots today instead of her sneakers, because they were much better for hiding a knife (that she didn't really know how to use, but whatever) in one and a small gun in the other. Another knife in the waistband of her jeans, maybe and...she was wearing a blouse today, which didn't really offer a lot for anything hidden in the upper body. She contemplated how girls could probably hide things in their cleavage, but, well, that was a little problematic when you didn't have cleavage. She did tuck a small thing of pepper spray into her bra strap, though. And another gun in the small of her back, once she finally managed to figure out how to strap it.

There might have been a lot of uncomfortable wiggling.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally, Inara would have begun with her hair, but the rubber weapons would be too heavy, not to mention obvious to the casual observer. A necklace with a poison capsule inside the locket would have been her second choice. Lipstick with a drug in it would have been her third.

Resolving herself to use the weapons at hand, she strapped one knife to the outside of her right thigh and placed another at the small of her back, under her waistband.

After some consideration, she decided against a gun.

Re: Dress for success!

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Agnes was somewhat sad she'd decided to stop wearing the pointy hat. It made for EXCELLENT storage. Still, she was able to conceal two knives in her incredible hair. She shoved a knife into each boot, strapped a small gun to her forearms inside each sleeve, and called it good. Not much, but then if she ever needed weapons, she'd probably be dead already anyway. To cap it off, she shoved a large, wicked-looking bread knife into her belt, where it was plainly visible.