Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

Comments

Re: Dress for success!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, well. The only weapons Turtle really needed were already pretty easy to hide, considering they were her feet, but, she had to admit, she was feeling glad she wore her boots today instead of her sneakers, because they were much better for hiding a knife (that she didn't really know how to use, but whatever) in one and a small gun in the other. Another knife in the waistband of her jeans, maybe and...she was wearing a blouse today, which didn't really offer a lot for anything hidden in the upper body. She contemplated how girls could probably hide things in their cleavage, but, well, that was a little problematic when you didn't have cleavage. She did tuck a small thing of pepper spray into her bra strap, though. And another gun in the small of her back, once she finally managed to figure out how to strap it.

There might have been a lot of uncomfortable wiggling.