Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

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"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

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Re: Dress for success!

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Dōjima was already wearing heels today, so that was two weapons right there, plus the chopsticks she'd shoved into her hair to pin it up this morning.

Two guns holstered properly under her light jacket, a knife at the small of her back, another one sheathed safely in her bra.

A slight adjustment of her blouse to enhance maximum cleavage (which totally counted as a weapon), and Dōjima was ready to go.