Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

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"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

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Re: Dress for success!

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Normally, Inara would have begun with her hair, but the rubber weapons would be too heavy, not to mention obvious to the casual observer. A necklace with a poison capsule inside the locket would have been her second choice. Lipstick with a drug in it would have been her third.

Resolving herself to use the weapons at hand, she strapped one knife to the outside of her right thigh and placed another at the small of her back, under her waistband.

After some consideration, she decided against a gun.