Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

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"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

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Re: Dress for success!

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Agnes was somewhat sad she'd decided to stop wearing the pointy hat. It made for EXCELLENT storage. Still, she was able to conceal two knives in her incredible hair. She shoved a knife into each boot, strapped a small gun to her forearms inside each sleeve, and called it good. Not much, but then if she ever needed weapons, she'd probably be dead already anyway. To cap it off, she shoved a large, wicked-looking bread knife into her belt, where it was plainly visible.