Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

Comments

Re: Dress for success!

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny wished she'd watched Midnighter get dressed at least once. He did this better than anyone. Still, she could at least give it the old college try: a knife down either boot, guns in both outer jacket pockets and a taser in the inner one, one gun in one trousers pocket and a knife in the other, a knife tucked in her trousers at the small of her back, and a derringer in her bra. She wondered if she could do something to her hair to make it possible to hide a knife in there, but then decided the change might be too obvious.

By Midnighter's standards, it was fairly pitiful, but Jenny was quite proud of herself.