Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (10/22)

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Today there was a wide assortment of delicious and moddable fruit and alcohol in the dangershoppe kitchen. How and why Deadpool had managed to grab hold of a durian fruit, was best left unasked.

He also was in possession of a lemming. In a plastic hamster ball.

(Stupid Nate.)

"Gooood morning kiddos. As you may have noticed, there is alcohol around so this means you all need to be on your best behavior and not start drinking right now. And now just because it's before noon and that would be considered either alcoholism or camping. And I don't see and tents nearby so..."

Some time during this lecture on alcoholism, the plastic ball glowed faintly blue in a way that implied telekinesis was being used on it. It was lifted up into the air and onto Deadpool's desk behind him.

"...Don't drink kids and cook kids. It'll only end in horrible accidents that will scar you for life."

Once on the desk, the lemming steadfastly rolled for the edge. Run little lemming, run!

There was a cracking noise as the plastic ball, and lemming, hit the ground and Deadpool's attention turned away from teaching about booze. "Stop trying to do that! I'm not letting you out of the ball, you'll only give into your natural urge to hurl yourself off of things."

A beat.

"AGAIN. Okay class, how about this? If you can make delicious things with fire and alcohol and keep an eye on him so he doesn't escape, you all get an A for the day."

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Dramatically!

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned

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Chuck Bass

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Wendy Watson

Partner Up

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Teams of two to set things on fire. For class. With alcohol.

Really, what more can you ask?

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned looked around dubiously at the alcohol while he waited for a partner.

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco sat down next to Ned. "Things go boom?"

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Alcohol and fire are a little explosive together," Ned said and winced. "So...maybe? I hope not though. I'd like to survive without getting blown up."

Re: Partner Up

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was of the opinion that drinking before noon did not make you an alcoholic. What about brunch, hmm? You're supposed to drink at brunch. It's how you put up with the people you're having brunch with.

But he was really too tired to argue that point. So he just waited for a partner to do work for him.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

While one Jamie was off harassing a lemming the other one was giving Chuck the hairy eyeball.

"Look. I'll set stuff on fire with you only if you promise not to throw me off the roof again."

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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I think I'll be able to restrain myself," Chuck said, looking from one Jamie to the other. "That's a neat trick."

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[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Fire! Aravis loved fire.

Especially when it was intended to happen.

She was practically bouncing as she waited for a partner.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley wandered over to the girl he didn't really know.

"Hey," he said. "Are you cool with fire? I mean, like, I can handle it, but it's a little scary and stuff."

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[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Alcohol and fire. Really, Dōjima was just wondering how today could possibly be any better.

She started browsing the selections as she waited for a partner, wondering if a making a mimosa from scratch counted as inappropriate drinking before noon. It was a breakfast drink.

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

They were lighting things on fire for cooking class. Now this was something to spark Cal's interest.

"Saganaki!" he declared. "Dōjima! You wanna light cheese on fire with me?"

Mind the Lemming!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When he pings in with his bruised dignity.

Re: Mind the Lemming!

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

There was a very, very surly, adorable lemming in a ball. This very surly, adorable lemming in a ball was eying the students speculatively. Get him out, get him out.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was looking at the lemming very closely.

The telekinetic lemming.

"Okay. If you're who I think you are?" Jamie replied. "I think we need to talk about my visitation rights to Wellspring Arms on Tuesdays."

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

After a couple of peaches full of hooch, the other Jamie wandered over to the hamster ball with a grin on his face.

And a bottle.

"Pooooooor wittle lemming Summers," he said shaking his head in mock despair. "Clearly you are in need of booze."

And so he open the bottle and attempted to pour a thin stream of good quality booze through one of the breathing holes.

"Drink up Natey! Prove to me you're more fun than Scott."

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He was glaring at the hamster ball a lot. And muttering about movie night being canceled.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

LEMMING!

...I have NO idea.

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

You can blame me.

And Skylie's hometown inducing the crack.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

RUN LEMMING, RUUUUUUUUN!

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

How is this my fault? Or my hometown's fault?

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[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Lemmings are awesome.

And Poe would agree... you know, if he weren't far too emo for that sort of thing and didn't hate his life. Woe.