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Today there was a wide assortment of delicious ~~and moddable~~ fruit and alcohol in the dangershoppe kitchen. How and why Deadpool had managed to grab hold of a durian fruit, was best left unasked.

He also was in possession of a lemming. In a plastic hamster ball.

(Stupid Nate.)

"Gooood morning kiddos. As you may have noticed, there is alcohol around so this means you all need to be on your best behavior and not start drinking right now. And now just because it's before noon and that would be considered either alcoholism or camping. And I don't see and tents nearby so..."

Some time during this lecture on alcoholism, the plastic ball glowed faintly blue in a way that implied telekinesis was being used on it. It was lifted up into the air and onto Deadpool's desk behind him.

"...Don't drink kids and cook kids. It'll only end in horrible accidents that will scar you for life."

Once on the desk, the lemming steadfastly rolled for the edge. Run little lemming, run!

There was a cracking noise as the plastic ball, and lemming, hit the ground and Deadpool's attention turned away from teaching about booze. "Stop trying to do that! I'm not letting you out of the ball, you'll only give into your natural urge to hurl yourself off of things."

A beat.

"AGAIN. Okay class, how about this? If you can make delicious things with fire and alcohol and keep an eye on him so he doesn't escape, you all get an A for the day."

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"This world, yeah," Hurley said. "But not this time, exactly. I'm kinda from a few years ago. Not too long, but enough that it makes a difference."

She nodded. "At least you have the benefit of some familiarity."

Hurley nodded as he finished slicing a banana. "Yeah. So you're, like, not, I'm guessing?"

"Completely separate world, which is most like this world's medieval time, from what I'm given to understand," Aravis said, making a small pile of fruit. "No electricity, no cars, none of that. But we do have magic. And talking animals."

"See, I would totally trade electricity for magic and talking animals," Hurley said as he added to the pile of fruit.

"I'm not sure that I would. It's terribly convenient," she smiled.

"I guess I just like... talking animals," Hurley said. "So. Ummm. We just pour alcohol on it now. I think."

She nodded, carefully selecting some wine. "Do you think this would work?"

"I... hope so?" Hurley said. "I don't really know a lot about this."

"Eh, so long as it isn't like we're going to burn the school to the ground, I think it's all right," Aravis decided.

"This room is extra safe," Hurley said. "I think." He nodded. "Go ahead and pour it on."

Aravis did, pouring...probably more than they needed, really.

Girl liked her wine.

Hurley chuckled. "Okay, so I guess... I'll light it. And... hopefully not set myself on fire. Cause that'd suck."

"I'll throw water on you!" she offered valiantly.

Hurley grinned as her found a kitchen lighter, then carefully set light to the fruit and pulled his arm back.

Oh look, fiery fruit!

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