Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (10/22)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Today there was a wide assortment of delicious and moddable fruit and alcohol in the dangershoppe kitchen. How and why Deadpool had managed to grab hold of a durian fruit, was best left unasked.

He also was in possession of a lemming. In a plastic hamster ball.

(Stupid Nate.)

"Gooood morning kiddos. As you may have noticed, there is alcohol around so this means you all need to be on your best behavior and not start drinking right now. And now just because it's before noon and that would be considered either alcoholism or camping. And I don't see and tents nearby so..."

Some time during this lecture on alcoholism, the plastic ball glowed faintly blue in a way that implied telekinesis was being used on it. It was lifted up into the air and onto Deadpool's desk behind him.

"...Don't drink kids and cook kids. It'll only end in horrible accidents that will scar you for life."

Once on the desk, the lemming steadfastly rolled for the edge. Run little lemming, run!

There was a cracking noise as the plastic ball, and lemming, hit the ground and Deadpool's attention turned away from teaching about booze. "Stop trying to do that! I'm not letting you out of the ball, you'll only give into your natural urge to hurl yourself off of things."

A beat.

"AGAIN. Okay class, how about this? If you can make delicious things with fire and alcohol and keep an eye on him so he doesn't escape, you all get an A for the day."

Comments

Re: Partner Up

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"What about the bananas?" Chuck said, helping himself to the re-fill. "You can't stick booze in there."

Re: Partner Up

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Huh."

Jamie took a banana and placed it in a glass. He poured booze into the glass and tossed in a match.

"Banana flambe?

Re: Partner Up

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Pour some chocolate on there and you've got a good dessert," he said. "I'd say we have an A for the day."

Re: Partner Up

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Should we share the booze with the lemming/mayor?"

Re: Partner Up

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"He does look like he could use it," Chuck said, feeling charitable. "Nobody was nice enough to give me booze when I turned into a kitten."

Re: Partner Up

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"What did they give you?" Jamie said refilling his peach. "When I was dog they kept trying to give me kibble. Which tastes like ass."

He shivered at the memory.

Re: Partner Up

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"My friend Blair was watching me so I ate whatever she ate," Chuck said. "Unfortunately that meant yogurt and whatever salad she had that day."