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Today there was a wide assortment of delicious ~~and moddable~~ fruit and alcohol in the dangershoppe kitchen. How and why Deadpool had managed to grab hold of a durian fruit, was best left unasked.

He also was in possession of a lemming. In a plastic hamster ball.

(Stupid Nate.)

"Gooood morning kiddos. As you may have noticed, there is alcohol around so this means you all need to be on your best behavior and not start drinking right now. And now just because it's before noon and that would be considered either alcoholism or camping. And I don't see and tents nearby so..."

Some time during this lecture on alcoholism, the plastic ball glowed faintly blue in a way that implied telekinesis was being used on it. It was lifted up into the air and onto Deadpool's desk behind him.

"...Don't drink kids and cook kids. It'll only end in horrible accidents that will scar you for life."

Once on the desk, the lemming steadfastly rolled for the edge. Run little lemming, run!

There was a cracking noise as the plastic ball, and lemming, hit the ground and Deadpool's attention turned away from teaching about booze. "Stop trying to do that! I'm not letting you out of the ball, you'll only give into your natural urge to hurl yourself off of things."

A beat.

"AGAIN. Okay class, how about this? If you can make delicious things with fire and alcohol and keep an eye on him so he doesn't escape, you all get an A for the day."

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Alcohol and fire. Really, Dōjima was just wondering how today could possibly be any better.

She started browsing the selections as she waited for a partner, wondering if a making a mimosa from scratch counted as inappropriate drinking before noon. It was a breakfast drink.

They were lighting things on fire for cooking class. Now this was something to spark Cal's interest.

"Saganaki!" he declared. "Dōjima! You wanna light cheese on fire with me?"

"Sugoi!" she cheered, nodding gleefully. "Flaming cheese sounds like a good time to me! What do we need besides booze and cheese?"

"A Greek guy to cry 'Opa!' when we light it," Cal said, and then settled his hand against his chest. "And that's me."

Best class ever.

"Just my luck, I get the cute Greek guy to help out," Dōjima laughed as she poked at some of the cheeses. "I took Reno and Romeo drinking while we were in Greece, but I don't think we had the, um, saganaki? We had the leafy-thinggies."

"This sure as hell beats boiling water!"

Aw, she called him cute. Cal, grinning, couldn't appreciate it, though, shaking his head with disappointment. "Visit Greece and don't get flaming cheese. A travesty. There's probably some feta in there, right? That'll work..."

"That's the crumbly and smelly one, right?" Dōjima scooped some of the feta on to a plate. "Oooo...can we make it into a cow or a house or something and light it on fire that way?"

"It does not smell!" Cal argued, but he laughed a little, shaking his head. "And I gotta admit I like the idea of shaping it into something. Think we can do better than a cow or a house?"

"A gremlin?" she suggested. "To show our school spirit or something? Ooo... or maybe the school! I heard it already blew up once."

"Do you know what a gremlin looks like?"

Dōjima made a face. "No," she sighed, "so far I've been blessed and not gotten bitten or made a fool of myself."

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