Firearms and You #4 (Thursday period 2)

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The class met in the cabin clearing as they were handwavily emailed to do so.

"Hey guys," Dean said, once everyone was there. "Dad's busy relearning the joys of diapers and 2 am feedings so you get me as a teacher for the next couple of weeks.

"Today, we're going to do a little skeet shooting," Dean said, handing each person a handout on the subject. He grinned."Cept we're going to do it Winchester style.

"We never had the money or the opportunity to practice on a real genuine skeet shooting range, so we improvised. Dad bought lots of old plates from thrift stores and juryrigged a catpault to get them airborne for us to shoot. Sammy's standing over there by the catapault," Dean nodded towards where his brother was standing by a obviously homemade machine. "So all we need is some plates to put in it."

Dean grinned widely and reached into the sack on the table beside him and pulled out one of Umbridge's kitten plates and tossed it to his brother, who, wearing a matching grin, loaded it into the catapault and nodded at Dean.

Picking up his shotgun, Dean yelled, "Pull!" at which, Sam triggered the catpault and the plate went sailing high into the air. Dean tracked the plate with his gun for a heartbeat or two before firing, hitting the plate deadon, shattering it into many pieces.

Still grinning widely, Dean turned back to the class. "That's one plate down, but there's plenty more. Who wants a turn next?"

[ooc: kitten plates and little brother modded with permission, wait for OCD's are up! Fire at will. Or at kitten plates!]

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the usual way

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S.T. Anders

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Naomi Wildman

During Dean's talk and demonstration

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Listen, react, talk to your neighbour

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders hadn't heard anything about the evil kitten plates (too much Zuma Deluxe, and Statetris thanks to Isabel, would do that), but he was far too amused by Dean and Sam's obvious unholy glee at shooting them.

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi recognized the plates but she wasn't exactly surprised by seeing them there.

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

...

There were no words, really. Setsuna could only gape. She hadn't been exposed or aware of the kitten plates yet, so it was a little bit of a shock. Mostly the what the hell are those things? variety.

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

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Prue was ridiculously happy about today's lesson. She hated those plates.

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

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"Dude, those are from... YOU ARE AWESOME!!!"

Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Yell pull when you want a plate to be launched.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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Charlie had heard that Dean liked the plates, on last night's Radio. Turtely hadn't said exactly how he liked them, though.

She stared at the moving kitten, mesmerized. "Uh..."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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Anders glanced over at her, his facial expression probably mirroring hers. "I know, right?"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

The Winchester 1200 (yes, it had occurred to him to wonder if the guns were connected to Fandom's resident Winchesters somehow) he'd used last week in hand, loaded, and cocked, Anders stepped up, raised the gun, and hollered, "Pull!"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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Savannah was enjoying shooting these plates probably a bit too much.

But then again, she was starting to work herself up into a fine temper where Princilady was concerned.

"Pull!" *bang* *shatter*

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi was slightly hesitant when she prepared to shoot at the plates but she raised her weapon, "pull," she shouted.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, it was still there.

"What the hell are those things?" Setsuna boggled slightly. "Those aren't real kittens, right? Holograms, magical projections? But they look...I mean...they're....I....uh..."

Staaaaare. She had half an urge to steal one for Ojou-sama, but dear God, then she'd never hear the end of the monstrosity.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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"Not real kittens," Dean assured her. "Think of them as video on china. Just moving pictures of kittens."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

Yep, still grinning like an idiot when she went up to shoot.

"PULL!"

The plate whizzed in the air. Prue took aim and shot it out of the sky.

"Ah, that felt good." she said.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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"Shooting can be a real catharsis, huh?" Dean asked still grinning like a maniac.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

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Cackling a little, Sokka raised his shotgun and sighted down the barrel. "PULL!!!"

Talk to Dean

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He's watching, looking inordinately pleased with himself.

Re: Talk to Dean

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Charlie had to stop by after shooting a few plates. "So, um, if someone asks us where the plates came from, they just magically appeared, right?"

Re: Talk to Dean

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Pretty much," Dean said, still grinning. "You just saw the cat come out of the bag." What? He really liked that joke.

Re: Talk to Dean

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

"YOu do know you're awesome, right?"

OOC

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

No real kitten plates were harmed in the making of this class....