ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-02 01:36 am
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Firearms and You #4 (Thursday period 2)

The class met in the cabin clearing as they were handwavily emailed to do so.

"Hey guys," Dean said, once everyone was there. "Dad's busy relearning the joys of diapers and 2 am feedings so you get me as a teacher for the next couple of weeks.

"Today, we're going to do a little skeet shooting," Dean said, handing each person a handout on the subject. He grinned."Cept we're going to do it Winchester style.

"We never had the money or the opportunity to practice on a real genuine skeet shooting range, so we improvised. Dad bought lots of old plates from thrift stores and juryrigged a catpault to get them airborne for us to shoot. Sammy's standing over there by the catapault," Dean nodded towards where his brother was standing by a obviously homemade machine. "So all we need is some plates to put in it."

Dean grinned widely and reached into the sack on the table beside him and pulled out one of Umbridge's kitten plates and tossed it to his brother, who, wearing a matching grin, loaded it into the catapault and nodded at Dean.

Picking up his shotgun, Dean yelled, "Pull!" at which, Sam triggered the catpault and the plate went sailing high into the air. Dean tracked the plate with his gun for a heartbeat or two before firing, hitting the plate deadon, shattering it into many pieces.

Still grinning widely, Dean turned back to the class. "That's one plate down, but there's plenty more. Who wants a turn next?"

[ooc: kitten plates and little brother modded with permission, wait for OCD's are up! Fire at will. Or at kitten plates!]

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
S.T. Anders

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Naomi Wildman

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Anders hadn't heard anything about the evil kitten plates (too much Zuma Deluxe, and Statetris thanks to Isabel, would do that), but he was far too amused by Dean and Sam's obvious unholy glee at shooting them.

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[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie McGee

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie had heard that Dean liked the plates, on last night's Radio. Turtely hadn't said exactly how he liked them, though.

She stared at the moving kitten, mesmerized. "Uh..."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
The Winchester 1200 (yes, it had occurred to him to wonder if the guns were connected to Fandom's resident Winchesters somehow) he'd used last week in hand, loaded, and cocked, Anders stepped up, raised the gun, and hollered, "Pull!"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Anders glanced over at her, his facial expression probably mirroring hers. "I know, right?"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie nodded, disturbed. "They're pink and adorable and the cats at Groovy Tunes would so beat up on that kitten," she said, pointing at the plate. "And they won't even pick on Prince Oscar Pedro."

Re: Talk to Dean

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie had to stop by after shooting a few plates. "So, um, if someone asks us where the plates came from, they just magically appeared, right?"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I have nothing against cats in general," said Anders, thinking of Valkyrie and Seraphim in particular, "but these creep me the frak out. It's like, they're aggressively cute in a scary way. So I really kind of have no objection to shooting 'em."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
"And it's like shooting DVD footage, right?" Charlie asked, a little worried. "I mean. They're two-dimensional. And maybe we're just setting it free," she said, cheering up a little more. "Bye-bye, kitty. Go to fuzzy heaven." She took a breath. "PULL!"

zzzziiiiing

*bang!*

Charlie missed, but the plate hit the ground with a crash anyway.

Re: Talk to Dean

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie giggled, and nodded. "Besides. Maybe someone bought them at the same place the new Headmaster got hers? I mean, I've never seen hers, even. They could be other kitten plates. Right?" She frowned. "They aren't real kittens, right? Because I didn't think they were, but..."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"And you get the satisfying smash no matter what," Anders declared, raising his own gun to his shoulder. "Everybody wins! Except the plate. I wouldn't worry about it. For all we know they're, like, evil soul-sucking creatures forced to look like cute kittens and then trapped in the plate version of Bridge and Z's tiny card jail."

He tensed his finger on the trigger. "Pull!"

Unfortunately, despite his words he had a moment's crisis of conscience when the plate meowed plaintively while hurtling through the air (weirdest psychological Doppler effect ever) and hesitated; some of the buckshot from his shotgun round only tagged the edge of the plate, which went spinning off into a tree and shattered nicely.

Poor tree.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Eeep," Charlie said in exaggerated horror. "You broke the kitten jail. On that tree." She shook her head sadly. "Mean, mean. PULL!"

This time, she managed to hit one of the plates, and watched it break into pieces, the mewing spreading out and dissipating as the plate shattered.

"I haven't had Detention yet. Is it really bad?"

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Amazingly, I've managed to stay out of that kind of trouble for almost a year now," Anders answered, suppressing an instinctive shudder at the dissipating mewing, because that was just weird. "I don't think anything was as bad as my first detention here, that's for damn sure, but for all I know they could be worse, now."

He pumped the shotgun -- an action and accompanying sound effect that were just way too much fun -- and yelled "PULL!" again as he played "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in his head to counteract any disarming kitten noises.

Apparently it worked; this time he hit the plate squarely and even had the satisfaction of watching a couple of pieces crumble into something very close to powder.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"That was really really good," Charlie congratulated him. She then went to talk with Dean briefly, and came back even more chipper. "Okay! So, if we get asked, we don't know where the plates came from. Nope nope. And maybe we'll get Detention anyway. But I don't think I like our new Principal," she said, her expression mulish. "So I'll take the Detention if I have to and think of smashing kittens. PULL!"

She missed again, but got closer. Shatter, clink, chink as the plate fell to the ground. "And what happened during your first Detention?"

Re: During Dean's talk and demonstration

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Naomi recognized the plates but she wasn't exactly surprised by seeing them there.

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[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Savannah Levine

Re: Talk to Dean

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
"YOu do know you're awesome, right?"

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