ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-02 01:36 am
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Firearms and You #4 (Thursday period 2)

The class met in the cabin clearing as they were handwavily emailed to do so.

"Hey guys," Dean said, once everyone was there. "Dad's busy relearning the joys of diapers and 2 am feedings so you get me as a teacher for the next couple of weeks.

"Today, we're going to do a little skeet shooting," Dean said, handing each person a handout on the subject. He grinned."Cept we're going to do it Winchester style.

"We never had the money or the opportunity to practice on a real genuine skeet shooting range, so we improvised. Dad bought lots of old plates from thrift stores and juryrigged a catpault to get them airborne for us to shoot. Sammy's standing over there by the catapault," Dean nodded towards where his brother was standing by a obviously homemade machine. "So all we need is some plates to put in it."

Dean grinned widely and reached into the sack on the table beside him and pulled out one of Umbridge's kitten plates and tossed it to his brother, who, wearing a matching grin, loaded it into the catapault and nodded at Dean.

Picking up his shotgun, Dean yelled, "Pull!" at which, Sam triggered the catpault and the plate went sailing high into the air. Dean tracked the plate with his gun for a heartbeat or two before firing, hitting the plate deadon, shattering it into many pieces.

Still grinning widely, Dean turned back to the class. "That's one plate down, but there's plenty more. Who wants a turn next?"

[ooc: kitten plates and little brother modded with permission, wait for OCD's are up! Fire at will. Or at kitten plates!]

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, it was still there.

"What the hell are those things?" Setsuna boggled slightly. "Those aren't real kittens, right? Holograms, magical projections? But they look...I mean...they're....I....uh..."

Staaaaare. She had half an urge to steal one for Ojou-sama, but dear God, then she'd never hear the end of the monstrosity.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2007-08-02 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's so bizarre!" Setsuna continued her boggling. And she was from Japan! She....actually wouldn't be surprised if....She gasped. "Are these from the future? Is this what's in store for the insane product market of my country? Oh, God..."