ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-02 01:36 am
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Firearms and You #4 (Thursday period 2)

The class met in the cabin clearing as they were handwavily emailed to do so.

"Hey guys," Dean said, once everyone was there. "Dad's busy relearning the joys of diapers and 2 am feedings so you get me as a teacher for the next couple of weeks.

"Today, we're going to do a little skeet shooting," Dean said, handing each person a handout on the subject. He grinned."Cept we're going to do it Winchester style.

"We never had the money or the opportunity to practice on a real genuine skeet shooting range, so we improvised. Dad bought lots of old plates from thrift stores and juryrigged a catpault to get them airborne for us to shoot. Sammy's standing over there by the catapault," Dean nodded towards where his brother was standing by a obviously homemade machine. "So all we need is some plates to put in it."

Dean grinned widely and reached into the sack on the table beside him and pulled out one of Umbridge's kitten plates and tossed it to his brother, who, wearing a matching grin, loaded it into the catapault and nodded at Dean.

Picking up his shotgun, Dean yelled, "Pull!" at which, Sam triggered the catpault and the plate went sailing high into the air. Dean tracked the plate with his gun for a heartbeat or two before firing, hitting the plate deadon, shattering it into many pieces.

Still grinning widely, Dean turned back to the class. "That's one plate down, but there's plenty more. Who wants a turn next?"

[ooc: kitten plates and little brother modded with permission, wait for OCD's are up! Fire at will. Or at kitten plates!]

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie gave him an embarrassed look, and said, "I'm pretty obvious, hunh?" She shook her head. "I just-- I don't know what to say about it. Except 'whoa.' I mean, you hear about stuff like that, but you don't think it really happens with anyone you know..."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Tell me about it," Anders said wryly. "I sure as hell didn't expect it to happen to me. I know it's kind of . . . well, some of my friends weren't really happy about it. And I'm kind of amazed it's working out as well as it is. It's okay if you're kind of weirded out, I totally understand. I'm not offended or anything, promise."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Good, 'cause I wouldn't want to insult you, it's just the whole, no context, no point of reference, no good questions or comments and I'm totally quitting while I'm ahead," Charlie said, nodding vigorously. "But, um. Happy for you?" She grinned at him, then turned to yell, "Pull!"

And another kitten mewed its way to pieces.

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"High five, once you set the gun down," Anders told her. "You're getting pretty good at this."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie grinned, put the gun down, and put up one palm. "Wooo. Us versus the Kittens of Doom."

Re: Take your turn, shoot a plate...

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Go team us," Anders said, slapping her hand.