Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class Three [Period 5, Thursday]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

When the students came in Ares was sitting at the front of the room throwing energy bolts at a number of scurrying action figures, whenever one connected he would start giggling in a most ungod-like manner.

When he finally noticed his class, Ares stood up. "Firstly, I would just like to say that anyone who wants detention for the rest of the semester just has to mention last weekend, white leather, or the L-word."

"Now that we've got that out of the way, Today we are going to be talking about Zeus and Hera, the King and Queen of the Gods, and my parents, so no disrespect from you brats."

Aphrodite	If the class had been paying any attention to Ares, they would have noticed a blonde woman appear in a brilliant flash of pink light and glitter behind him.
Ares	Ares stopped mid-sentence. "Oh, no."
Aphrodite	Which would be when the blonde tackled Ares with a hug. "Ar!" she squealed happily.
Ares	"Aphrodite," Ares replied flatly, returning the hug awkwardly. "What are you doing here?"
Aphrodite	"Visiting you silly," Aphrodite replied.
Ares	"Why right now?" Ares asked. "Can't you see I'm in the middle of class?"
Aphrodite	"I can see that," Aphrodite said and waved to the class. "Hey little dudes and babes." "That's why I'm here, I hear you were teaching a class about the fam and thought I could give my bro a hand."
Ares	"And how exactly do you propose to do that?" Ares hissed. "They're vicious little vipers who won't listen to the Goddess of Love."
Aphrodite	"You willing to bet on that?"
Ares	"Sure," Ares threw his hands in the air. "Why not?" "Kids," he pointed to the class. "This is my sister, Aphrodite, Goddess of *mumble*. Play nice with her."
Aphrodite	"Okay, little groovers," Aphrodite, addressed the class. "I'm Aphrodite, Goddess of Love. Now I know what you guys are thinking, how does she get her hair like that? The answer, my friends, is well, Goddess." "Now some of you dudes have the look of being weetiny warrior dudes and babe, and that's cool, but I know that there's often a perception among the sword and leather types of Love being weak," she said. "And I'm afraid that that can't be further from the truth." "Don't believe me?" she said. "Well, you've obviously never seen the results of unconstrained uncontrolled, overwhelming love, or lust as the case may be, why I remember the time someone-who-shall-remain-nameless got hold of my baby boy Cupid's arrows..." Aphrodite stopped as a wee glittery lightbulb went off over her head. "Dudes, I have has the most bodacious idea, instead of me telling you about this kind of thing, we're going to demonstrate." She turned to Ares. "Bro, you got a class list?"
Ares	From over at his desk where he'd started drinking heavily when the lightbulb went off, Ares gestured and the roster appeared in glowing letters.
Aphrodite	Aphrodite clicked her fingers a second list of names appeared next to the first. "Okay, student dudes, you see the name after yours?" Aphrodite asked. "For the rest of the class, you are madly, deeply in love and-slash-or lust with that person, and you want nothing more than to be with that person, not dirty. Okay, you're not really, but I want you all to act like you are to the best of your abilities." "Got that? Rock on."

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up!]

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Comments

Sign In - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Collapsey style.

Watch out for the action figures though.

Re: Sign In - TGaY [Class Three]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Charlie Kawalsky

During the lecture - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Take notes! Or gossip about the sibling drama!

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Three]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Sibling drama was interesting enough. Sibling drama between two gods was not incentive enough for Valentine to want to come out from under his desk.

It was his safe spot, dammit.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Three]

[smartestone]

Hermione watches Aphrodite in horror and wonders if she looked like that this weekend.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Three]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie squee'd.

And immediately started taking a lot of notes. Because, living history! Myth! Et cetera.

Also, don't they seem awfully friendly for siblings?

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Three]

[sneerkite]

Hmm. Two gods, disagreeing with each other.

Perhaps he could use this.

Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine stared at the list long and hard from under his desk, and then he looked around the room very carefully.
Partly because he was trying to place a face to the name of the person he was supposed to lust over, and partly because he feared for his life, having not one, but three people who were assigned to lust over him.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel sighed deeply and waited to be wooed...including by the friend she almost slept with over the weekend.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders kind of wished Bel was in this class sighed and resigned himself to being pursued.

Luckily he'd managed to lock the action figures up in the closet today.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette waited patiently for Billy to pursue her.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[smartestone]

Hermione might be wondering it if would be difficult to just slink off into a corner where no one could find her...

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It was a good thing Cam was on his cold meds or there would have been a whole lot of flailing going on. As it was, he looked pretty resigned to being 'pursued' as long as it meant that he could go to sleep afterwards.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie looked around for Charlie Kawalsky. Then she got up on her desk chair to make sure she hadn't missed him.

This may later prove to be a mistake.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[sneerkite]

Steerpike's eyebrow went up at the assignment, but, well, he'd certainly done worse and he didn't want to lose the favor of a couple of gods, so he started looking around for this Alex Krycek person.

And looking out for this Isabel Evans person.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek rolled his eyes at the assignment, but at least Jake couldn't get mad - not after the party he'd gone to half-naked and sketching up everything in sight anyway.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[janet_fraiser]

Janet looked around warily for Carmela. "I suppose it might be a good thing we don't know each other?"

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[grenfelzer.livejournal.com]

Carmela sits and patiently waits for Sam to start with the pursuing.

Re: Pursue Your Love! - TGaY [Class Three]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam was facepalming, but there and waiting to be adored.

Talk to Ares and/or Aphrodite - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

'Dite is definitely the more personable of the pair though.

Re: Talk to Ares and/or Aphrodite - TGaY [Class Three]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky raised his hand.

Re: Talk to Ares and/or Aphrodite - TGaY [Class Three]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine dared to peer out from under the desk to wave his hand about. Tentatively.

Talk to the TAs - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Because they just might be saner than the teachers.

Re: Talk to the TAs - TGaY [Class Three]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek was there - unlike last week, oops.

OOC - TGaY [Class Three]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

*may be kind of a weetiny bit insane*

Re: OOC - TGaY [Class Three]

[dark_slippy_thing]

*may be praising you for the insanity*

Oh, and if Valentine so much as twitches the wrong way, feel free to toss him into detention. Because detention is crack.
Or something.