Sexual Education [08/17] - Thursday Afternoon

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"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."

She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.

"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."



Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."

She moved over to something kind of gross omg slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."

Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway, Miho a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."

"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."

"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."

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General Chatting

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

And etc.

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[demonbelthazor]

Hmm, how to make Blair blush today....

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair waved a white gloved hand at Bel and grinned.

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[demonbelthazor]

Bel blinked. And stared.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair blinked and stared back.

Then he started climbing an invisble rope.

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[demonbelthazor]

Bel blinked again. Ooooookay. Time for the big guns.

He picked up another oyster. "Want one?" he asked.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair gave Bel a little bow and took the oyster, slurping it down with a grin.

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[demonbelthazor]

"You do that pretty well," Bel said. "It's good practice, you know."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair tilted his head and looked at Bel. This was usually the time when Bel said something that caused Blair to blush or fall down or both.

So Blair took a ride on an a pretend escalator. He waved at Bel as he went down. Oh, and he waved as he turned around and came back up. Escalators are fun!

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[demonbelthazor]

After talking to Nadia, Bel looked around for Blair again.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was over here, walking against the wind. It was hard work.

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[demonbelthazor]

"Um. Blair," Bel said awkwardly. "We need to talk."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced over and pulled up an imaginary chair and sat on it.

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[demonbelthazor]

"Look," Bel said. "I'm really flattered and all, but you know with Phoebe, nottomentionangel, there's just no way to make us work."

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip noticed Blair and waved. "Hey, sorry I didn't call you when I got back. You said you wanted to help cleanse my karma or something?"

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair nodded excitedly and pointed to his watch in question.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Er... I dunno. Maybe after classes?"

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair shook his head and mimed sleeping and then waking up again before tapping his watch again.

He hoped Pip would understand he wanted to schedule it for tomorrow as the mun has a test tonight.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip blinked a few times. "You need to take a nap first?" he asked, not getting it although his mun did and was fine with it because he was seeing Snakes on a Plane tonight.

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[nadiathesaint]

"You turned Blair into a mime!"

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[demonbelthazor]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"

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[nadiathesaint]

"How did you turn Blair into a mime?!"

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[demonbelthazor]

"I don't know!" Bel flailed. "The makeup from the fashion show...he must've decided to emulate me."

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[nadiathesaint]

This? Was not helping the Oh my god, Blair and Bel are sleeping together idea.

"Well undo it!"

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[demonbelthazor]

"If I don't know how it happened, how can I undo it?" Bel said.