fandomhigh | Sexual Education [08/17]

"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."

She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.

"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."

Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."

She moved over to something ~~kind of gross omg~~ slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."

Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway, ~~Miho~~ a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."

"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."

"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."

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"Look," Bel said. "I'm really flattered and all, but you know with Phoebe, nottomentionangel, there's just no way to make us work."

Blair blinked and looked at Bel oddly for a moment. Then he moved his invisible chair to sit closer to Bel.

Much closer.

Bel blinked. Obviously this wasn't working. "It's cool to feel that way, there's nothing wrong with it. But, uh, the interest just isn't there. I'm sorry."

Blair batted his eyelashes and made a kissy face at Bel.

Bel's eyes widened. "Blair. I can't."

Blair decided that the kissy face wasn't enough and made a flying leap for Bel's lap.

"Gah!" Bel found himself with a lapful of Blair and started to flail.

Flailing did not make for comfortable snuggling, but Blair tried his best to hug Bel.

"Blair, please!" Bel protested as Blair's arms came around him.

Blair contemplated planting a kiss on Bel but figured it wouldn't help with all the other issues his friend had.

Unable to hold back any longer, Blair slid off Bel's lap and collapsed in laughter on the floor.

Bel glared. "What the hell...?"

"Your face!" Blair gasped out between laughs. "And the flailing!"

He giggled a little bit longer before looking at Bel. "Your virtue is safe from me, man. I just like you as a friend."

Bel glared some more. Then it occured to him what he could do for revenge and get Blair to blush.

It was just like Spin the Bottle, only without alcohol. Right?

He moved toward Blair with the plan to grab him, kiss him, and try to quickly wipe enough makeup off his cheek to expose the blush.

Maybe this wasn't his brightest plan ever.

"Ack!" Blair thought Bel was going to hit him and backpedled quickly but he wasn't expecting the kiss. The smeared makeup exposed his blush and he stared at Bel in shock.

"..." Funny that now that he wanted to say something, nothing would come out.

Bel grinned and wiped the makeup off his mouth. "Gotcha," he said triumphantly.

"Yeah, man;" Blair nodded slowly. "I'll...I'm going...see you later." He made a quick turn and bolted out the door.

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