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Sexual Education [08/17] - Thursday Afternoon
"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."
She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.
"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."
Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."
She moved over to somethingkind of gross omg slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."
Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway,Miho a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."
"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."
"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."
She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.
"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."
Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."
She moved over to something
Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway,
"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."
"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."
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