http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-17 02:25 am
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Sexual Education [08/17] - Thursday Afternoon

"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."

She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.

"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."



Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."

She moved over to something kind of gross omg slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."

Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway, Miho a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."

"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."

"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."
nadiathesaint: (cheerful)

Re: Sample foods!

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You seem to be having just a little bit too much fun with that."
demonbelthazor: (Grin)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I love oysters," Bel said, grinning.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"But they're all slimy. . . . Are you swallowing those whole?"
demonbelthazor: (Looking up)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can chew them or just swallow them whole," Bel said. "I've just been slurping them down."
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's something very wrong with that."
demonbelthazor: (Default)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why's that?" Bel asked.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eating should not resemble carnal acts."
demonbelthazor: (Bright)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel blinked innocently. "Makes it all the more enjoyable," he said, grinning.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"And has nothing to do with you having apparently killed your gag reflex?"
demonbelthazor: (What?)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Bel gaped at Nadia, unable to speak.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're swallowing those things whole."
demonbelthazor: (Crossed arms)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"That doesn't mean anything!" Bel sputtered.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course not." Nadia raised a skeptical eyebrow.
demonbelthazor: (*glare*)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just what are you trying to insinuate?"
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"That you have important skills?"
demonbelthazor: (Worried)

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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel blushed. Then scowled.
nadiathesaint: (Default)

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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-08-17 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Nadia dipped a california roll in some wasabi-ed soy sauce with a grin.