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"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."

She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.

"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."

Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."

She moved over to something ~~kind of gross omg~~ slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."

Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway, ~~Miho~~ a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."

"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."

"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."

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This? Was not helping the Oh my god, Blair and Bel are sleeping together idea.

"Well undo it!"

"If I don't know how it happened, how can I undo it?" Bel said.

"I don't know, but make him stop! It's disturbing!"

"Go over there and plant a big wet kiss on his lips and I'll bet he'll stop," Bel said.

"But then I'd get mime stuff all over me!"

And give him the wrong idea about that threesome proposition. . . .

"You can wash it off!"

"Why don't you go kiss him, then?"

"Why would I do that?!"

"Gee, I dunno, because you made him a mime?! It's not like you don't apparently do it all the time, anyway,"

"I do not!" Bel flailed. "Why the hell do you think that?"

Nadia folded her arms and raised an eyebrow at Bel. "I was just talking--okay, not talking--to Blair, and he definitely indicated that you two had something going on."

"There is no going on!" Bel exclaimed. "No! No going on!"

"Just like there's nothing going on between you and Veronica? I hope you've at least stopped hiding things from Phoebe."

"There is no going on with Veronica! Or Blair! There is no going on with anyone except Phoebe!"

"Then why is Blair a mime, pointing to you and then at his . . ." Nadia gestured wildly. "Thingy?!"

Bel stared at Nadia, stunned. "I didn't know he felt that way about me," he said.

"Well apparently he does and he wants me and Walter to join you and him and that's just plain wrong."

"Whoa," Bel said. "There won't be any joining of any kind. Even if that's what he wants."

"Well, you tell him that. Because I've been trying, and he just gets more insistant."

"I...I'll do just that," Bel said, walking off to find Blair again.

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