http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-17 02:25 am
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Sexual Education [08/17] - Thursday Afternoon

"Hey, guys. Easy day today," Becky said. "We're eating."

She gestured to a table in front of her, where there was a rather odd assortment of foods.

"These? Are all considered natural aphrodisiacs by people," she told them. "Whether that's true or not seems to be a personal issue for every individual."



Becky indicated something vaguely yellow-brownish. " Any food that can make you sweat is thought to have aphrodisiacal effects 'cause they're kinda like sex. Think about it; spicy foods increase your heart rate, and make you all sweaty and red. Eat it in bed and you're golden, honest."

She moved over to something kind of gross omg slightly more known as an aphrodisiac. "Oysters. Who's surprised? I have no idea why these are supposedly aphrodisiacs, but they apparently are. Maybe it's 'cause of their texture. I'm not gonna explain that if you didn't get it."

Then Becky indicated a platter of rice and seaweed-wrapped somethings. "Sushi. Hurry up and eat this in case it's bad for it to be out, or something. What you really want to eat is this green stuff, which I am told is called "wassybee" or something. Anyway, Miho a Japanese friend of mine told me this stuff works."

"Vodka's one, too, but I can't give that to y'all 'cause I'm a teacher or something, and caviar is too, but there is no way in hell that I'm sharing the good stuff with you," Becky said. She then held up three little bottles. "Scents can be aphrodisiacs, too. We have vanilla, patchouli, and musk. Vanilla smells all girly, patchouli smells like the seventies, and musk smells like men."

"You're all free to try the food, or rub a little of the oils on your skin - probably behind your ears or on the insides of your wrists," she advised. "If they work, don't have sex in class where I can see you, and remember to wear a condom. Otherwise, go nuts, boys and girls."
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"You really have to savor the juices," Bel went on. He tilted his head back and brought the oyster shell to his lips again. "It's one of the most enjoyable parts. So nice and tangy...."

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[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair's imaginary car rammed into Bel. Fortunately, imaginary cars do very little damage.

Blair got out and shook his fist at Bel before lying on the ground to check out the underside of the car.
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel moved to stand over Blair. "Then you just let it sliiiide down your throat...." He finished the oyster and licked his lips.

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[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair fiddled with the oil doohickey and got spurted in the face with oil. He flailed dramatically and might have aimed a flailing foot in the direction of Bel's groin.
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Watch the foot," Bel chuckled. "I think you flunk if you damage any body part related to this class."

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[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair just smiled and held out a hand to see if Bel would help him up.
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-08-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel warily offered Blair his hand, wondering just what he was going to have to do to get him to blush enough to show through the makeup.

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[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair bounced up and smiled a thank you at Bel.